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Circus: Red Letter Ay

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  • The Greatest Story Eve Told -- the Book of Genesis from another perspective.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Well, thank you @Enoch. I will now retire to rest on my laurels.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    No Voyager*

    Charlotte Vale, finds the love of her life when her cross country train is cancelled. She has to transfer to a more comfortable older 125 unit where she finds herself sitting at the same table as a man who kindly removes a speck of dust from her eye. They get talking but alas they reach her destination without her ever finding out who he is. She spends the rest of her life wondering what might have been.

    Brie Encounter

    Towards the end of the 2nd World war, a couple conducting a surreptitious liaison share some black market cheese in a provincial station waiting room.

    * My apologies but this reference may well mystify people unfamiliar with the UK rail system.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    edited February 2019
    Schindler's Lit

    When not saving lives, the famous industrialist enjoys getting a good buzz on.
  • Sip of Fools -- Plato's famous allegory recounting the effects of GIN on a ship crew's attempt at mutiny. Also the inspiration for a Christian website.
  • A Moveable East

    A young romantic writer in Paris finds he keeps losing his way because his compass is malfunctioning.
  • Modern Ties

    Irrepressible little tramp finds his true vocation selling contemporary men's neckwear.
  • West Side Tory
    Musical about 2 gangs of politically aware teens and a love affair doomed by Left-Right intransigence.
  • Trike up the Band!
    Endearing 1940s musical in which the young leads (played by Garland and Rooney) persuade their school principal to let them take over the band and give it a USP like no other - they play on tricycles!
  • Designing Oman
    Entertaining rom-com where a sportswriter and wealthy socialite quit the USA and travel to the Arabian Gulf to pursue their first love of moorish-inspired architecture.
  • The Cunt of Monte Cristo

    Piers Morgan is imprisoned without trial, but escapes and enacts his revenge.
  • All Quit on the Western Front
    Idealised film of what have happened by Christmas 1914.
  • Tor! Tor! Tor!
    A surprise attack by dive-bombing starlings on a Somerset landmark causes carnage.
  • The Snake It -- Inmates at a mental hospital amuse themselves by playing a game of tag.
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host
    Peter Rabbi

    A Jewish teacher gets into trouble in Mr McGregor’s garden.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Bt Man and Robin

    The latest in this much-loved series about our doughty telecommunications operative. He is called out by some joker complaining about twittering sounds on the line, to discover that they are caused by a bird sitting on the wires.
  • The Tim Machine - A clever inventor discovers a way to clone his boyfriend.
  • Fahrenheit 45

    A Los Angeles fireman's vacation is ruined by inclement weather
  • Commentaries on the Gallic Was -- Julius Caesar's somewhat ungrammatical account of how things used to be in the Roman provinces.
  • High Pains Drifter

    An itinerant gun-totin' stranger has to cope with agonizing Acid Reflux Disease
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    The Pink Anther - a rather specialised documentary about the reproductive organs of flowers.
  • The Mouse Hat Roared

    The sorting hat at the mouse magician academy doesn't just sing.
  • Leorning CnihtLeorning Cniht Shipmate
    edited February 2019
    One with the Wind

    Reconstruction era plantation owner's daughter is eternally single because of severe flatulence.

    ETA: I seem to have recreated Miss Amanda's example :blush:
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    My Fair Lay

    A porno film inspired by the film title Gentlemen prefer blondes.

    And

    My Fair Lad

    An elderly, and once pioneering lady film director's valedictory tribute to the gigolos and toy boys that she has known.
  • Sleepless in Settle

    A hiking holiday in Yorkshire is spoiled by uncomfortable beds and cold draughts in the Youth Hostel.
  • Meet M in St. Louis -- James Bond is called to America to chaperone a group of impressionable young ladies attending the St. Louis World Fair.
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host
    Ring up the bodies

    Henry VIII calls dead people on the phone
  • Dawn of the Dad

    On a bank holiday, a man gets up early to start the DIY while the rest of his family are still in bed.
  • A Bride Too Far
    Tragic tale of marital warfare.
  • Rainspotting -- Trials and tribulations of a young man trying to cure himself of his addiction to thunderstorms.
  • DafydDafyd Hell Host
    Tax DriverA disaffected young accountant takes to fingering career criminals for tax evasion.
  • 'Atch me if you can

    A chick determined to stay inside its shell sends out a challenge to incubators everywhere.
  • EutychusEutychus Shipmate
    edited February 2019
    And similarly

    The 'Ound of Music

    Tribute to the HMV dog, in song (probably with terrible faux Cockney vocals by Dick Van Dyke).
  • The Kin and I -- A young woman who takes a job as governess to the children of the King of Siam discovers that she is a distant relative of the Royal Family.
  • La La and - take your pick: Tinky-Winky, Dipsy or Po: its Teletubbies the Musical!
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    edited February 2019
    Due

    Young Paul Atreides finds that he has just moved to the desert planet, and already his library books are late.
  • Around the Wold in Eighty Days
    A leisurely walk-about by a pre-nup couple has their Mums annoyed greatly. The little sandwiches have gone moldy, and the tea is quite cold.
  • Heave Can Wait

    Joe had to throw up, but he died before he got the chance. He comes back as a millionaire, throws up, then dies again.
  • You're on form this morning/evening, @mousethief
  • It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Ad World

    Madison Avenue advertising agencies compete all-out for the mysterious "Big W" account. Hijinks ensue.
  • Eutychus wrote: »
    You're on form this morning/evening, @mousethief

    Thank you kindly.
  • Especially for succeeding with titles I had given up on.
  • Little Hose On The Prairie

    The Walnut Grove Fire Department finds its work hindered by inadequate equipment.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    The Nun's Tory

    A tale of a conservative oblate.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited February 2019
    12 Days Of Sodom

    Big disappointment for the Marquis as his orgiastic depravities are broken up early by the royal vice squad.
  • 10 Dalmatians

    Having gotten out of prison, and having learned from earlier mistakes, Cruella Da Ville lowers her goals from a full-length coat to a simple stole.
  • Agnes of Go -- A nun has no idea of how she became addicted to playing the game of Monopoly.
  • Agnes of Go -- A nun has no idea of how she became addicted to playing the game of Monopoly.

    Or, playing Go.
  • Life of I

    Shipwrecked young Indian sends a series of selfies.
  • Et a Watchman

    The Donner party loses their lookout.
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