Ruin a song with one word

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  • Potato fields forever
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    I saw her expanding there.
    A day in the sewers.
    We can work it in.
    Savoy trifle.
    While my grandmother gently weeps.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Sergeant Pepper's In-Crowd Club Band
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    With a little help from my fiends.
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    Being for the benefit of Mr Pastry.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Diary Of A Well-Adjusted Man
  • I ate the walrus
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    .
    I ate the walrus

    Fabulous.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    A favorite slightly off-color one from when I was a kid:

    I Want to Hold Your Gland
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    mousethief wrote: »
    A favorite slightly off-color one from when I was a kid:

    I Want to Hold Your Gland

    I think we all sang that in our youth, it was a right of passage into adulthood.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    It's A.......Nice Day.........For A........Red Wedding
  • I Can Feel the Wind Between My Cheeks
    (changed 2 words)

  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    Fields of cold
  • balaambalaam Shipmate
    Portaloo
  • edited March 13
    I Will Not Always Love You

    I Want to Dance With Somebody Else

    I Can't Get No Correlation
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Alexander's Ragtime Rap Group
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Monty Got A Brexit Deal
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    I Want to Rock with Ewes
  • Don't Think Twice, It's Alt Right
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Dust In The Windpipe
  • We'll gather kayaks in the spring again
  • balaam wrote: »
    Portaloo

    That is genius :lol:
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    Dafyd wrote: »
    Can't get you out of my Armpit

    Sounds like a hot romance between a lad and his boilfriend!
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    Pilot-light Of The Airwaves
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    I've Got You under My Foreskin
  • mousethief wrote: »
    I've Got You under My Foreskin

    Ouch.
  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    edited April 22
    Another one bites the crust
    I want to break wind
    We are the champignons
  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    edited April 22
    Hold my pint (Jess Glynne)
    I pee when I laugh (Jess Glynne)
  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    Do you want the truth or something suitable (Paloma Faith)
    Heave while I’m Not looking (Paloma Faith)
  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    Sensuous Wispa (Stevie Wonder)
  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    Show some emulsion (Joan Armatrading).

    Sorry I’ll stop now! 😂 and get a life
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Don't Fear the Rapper
    Everybody Wants to Rule the Paper
    Take Me to the Liver
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    (The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Hoes
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    Taylor Swift: "The Story Of Pus"
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    Grandma Got Run Over By A Raincoat
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I'm Dreaming of a Grey Christmas
  • churchgeekchurchgeek Shipmate
    You guys are cracking me up!

    I literally just wrote a parody yesterday of a Christmas carol. Mine was:
    The Seven Jobs of Mary
    It has a verse only Monty Python fans would get.

    Years ago, a friend and I wrote a bunch of Smiths parodies. (OK, mostly I did; she wrote a few.) Of the ones I wrote, many titles had more than one word change (e.g., The Little Prince is Dead; These Things Take Up Space; What Postage Does It Take; There Is A Light That Always Comes On; That Coke Isn't Fizzy Anymore), but others would fit this category:

    Meat Is Dinner

    I Won't Scare You

    Handsome Bevel

    And yes, I have the full lyrics for most of these. A couple of them I've lost/forgotten.
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Toilet
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    God Save The Spleen
    America, The Pitiful
    Happy Deathday To You
    The Battle Hymn of the Repugnant
  • edited April 25
    The5thMary wrote: »
    God Save The Spleen
    America, The Pitiful
    Happy Deathday To You
    The Battle Hymn of the Repugnant

    Terribly lovely! Get's me to thinking :smile:

    Oh Candida!
    Oh Say can't You Pee? (not sure if this is actually the name of the American national anthem)
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Oh Candida!
    Oh Say can't You Pee? (not sure if this is actually the name of the American national anthem)

    Actually it's "The Star-Spangled Banner." But "Oh Candida!" is splendid.
  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    😂😂
    The5thMary wrote: »
    God Save The Spleen
    America, The Pitiful
    Happy Deathday To You
    The Battle Hymn of the Repugnant

    Terribly lovely! Get's me to thinking :smile:

    Oh Candida!
    Oh Say can't You Pee? (not sure if this is actually the name of the American national anthem)

  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    The Star-Spangled Mangler
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    For the Beauty of the Afterbirth
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Immoral, invisible, God only wise

    (from an actual misprint in an order of service at either St. Paul's Cathedral or Westminster Abbey - can't remember which)
  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    Shine Theresa Shine.
  • Schroedingers CatSchroedingers Cat Shipmate, Waving not Drowning Host
    McMaverick wrote: »
    Shine Theresa Shine.

    You can't polish a turd, surely you know this.
  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    😂😂
    McMaverick wrote: »
    Shine Theresa Shine.

    You can't polish a turd, surely you know this.

  • McMaverickMcMaverick Shipmate
    A total eclipse of the fart
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Saturday Night's All Right for Symphonies
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