Fred Letter Day

Same as the other game, only this time add a single letter to a book title.

To start us off: The Old Man and the Seal. A geriatric takes to the water in the company of his pet Antarctic mammal.
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  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    edited March 6
    The Decline and Fall of the Roman Hempire -- Edward Gibbon's classic account of what happened after the plebes discovered marijuana.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Jamaica Jinn

    A tale of shipwrecks in Cornwall, after captains were lured onto rocks by genies, under the direction of the local imam.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    A Table of Two Cities - An ongoing battle over the ownership of a valuable antique piece of furniture.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    This breaks the rules slightly,

    The Rookie Horror Show
    Newbies experience their first encounters with exotic, creepy and rather distasteful sex.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    Beast of Eden - About a huge snake who tempts Eve.
  • Harry Potters

    A young wizard bumbles about the house.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    Brave Newt World - Gussie Fink-Nottle’s autobiography.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Hamlets -- The Prince of Denmark wreaks havoc upon a series of tiny unincorporated villages.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    A Brief History of Timex – The story of a watch company.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows

    A young boy learns the hazards of a paddling pool.
  • HedgehogHedgehog Shipmate
    A Farewell to Farms, Hemingway's epic novel of a boy leaving the country for a fast-paced city life.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    The Quest of the Ahistorical Jesus

    Albert Schweitzer has a change of mind.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    The Taming of the Shrewd – Just because you’re clever doesn’t mean you can’t be taught a thing or two.

  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Forrest Grump

    He has a simple outlook on life, but he's kind of nasty about it.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    Fall’s Well that Ends Well – A tumultuous autumn concludes happily before the first snowfall.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Schindler's Liszt

    Reincarnation experts investigate whether the famous composer came back as a humanitarian industrialist.
  • Winnie-the-Pooch
    A dopey casting director has chosen an attractive Cocker Spaniel to play the lead in the soon-to-debut film.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Stair Wars

    In a housing estate far far away, the upstairs empire does battle with the downstairs rebellion.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Raiders of the Lost Park

    The jungle has reclaimed the luxury cricket pitch in San Guajara, Central America. But a plucky American professor will find it before the evil Nazis and recover the priceless golden bails.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    The Runway Jury – A plane is not allowed to take off until a panel of passengers decide whether to remove the passenger who took an extra bag of peanuts -- for his support squirrel.
  • Hearth of Darkness

    An explorer finds it very difficult to kindle a fire in the jungle.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    David Coppersfield -- An orphan boy is raised by a kindly but eccentric aunt who introduces him to members of the constabulary with whom she keeps company.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Anne of Green Gabbles

    The tale of a red-haired orphan who just can't stop talking.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Lord of the Ringos

    There are many drummers, but one to rule them all.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    Anne of Green Gambles – The Princess Royal heads to Monte Carlo for St. Patrick’s Day.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Bridge Over Troubled Walter

    A moving song about the life of a misunderstood troll.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Warm and Peace -- Napoleon invades Russia but is defeated by the effects of climate change.
  • The Voyage of the Dawn Threader: an impoverished tailor who arises early to put in long hours at her craft, wins the lottery and takes a once-in-a-lifetime ocean cruise.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Delia Smith's Complete Crookery Course

    Everything you need to know on how to feed your family by theft, violence and fraud.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    The Canine Mutiny – About a pack of dogs who decide they can run things better than humans can. (And they’re probably right.)
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    19840 -- The government exerts complete control over the citizenry by establishing zip codes.
  • Wesley JWesley J Shipmate
    Wart and Peace

    A slightly disfigured man gets medical help for his problem, and finally learns to accept himself.
  • Wesley JWesley J Shipmate
    Start Trek

    Epic sci-fi on a newfangled starship in serious difficulty of getting out of the assembly dock as the doors are too small. Warning: Contains offensive language.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    The Zit Crowd

    Jen lands a job at a dermatology clinic which she is entirely unqualified for.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Ready Player None

    The master game designer promises to give his fortune to the player who finds the hidden message, but nobody was up to the challenge and the money was eventually forfeited to the state.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    If I Ran the Zoom - A frustrated camera operator would like to direct the cinematography.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    Green Eggs and Harm – The story of a sadistic cook in a greasy spoon diner.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Farther Ted

    He's not getting smaller...
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Wuthering Eights

    A tale of passion among rowing teams.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    Dour Town – A play in which the stage manager tells about life in a gloomy village.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited March 8
    The Prigman

    Two alienated young teenagers learn about life and love through friendship with an old prude.
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    edited March 8
    error

  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    error
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Withnail and It

    An inebriac is lurching through the rain in the Lake District, trying to find the dismal cottage he has been lent by a relative, when he encounters a large, strange and terrifying creature. He is so terrified that he immediately sobers up and forswears alcohol for ever.

    After that, the rest of the film lacks content and is really boring.
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    Apocalypse Nowt

    A Yorkshireman sails up the river to put a stop to all this nonsense.
  • Five Children and Git

    A sibling group encounters an idiot in a sand pit.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    My Fakir Lady – A musical about a female dervish.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    All's Well that Mends Well -- Bertram will acknowledge his marriage to Helen if she darns his stockings, sews his buttons back on, tidies up his cuffs, etc.
  • Wesley JWesley J Shipmate
    Singing in the train

    A jolly ride ends tragically as passengers attempt to unnecessarily bring joy to the Quiet Coach.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    The Good, the Brad, and the Ugly

    Brad Pitt plays an Italian cowboy searching for a scarfaced Mexican fugitive purportedly hiding in a desert shrine.
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