vacuum:also: vacehem, vacehrm, vacerr, and similar: sound made by people noticing they've just hoovered in an object that should not have been, and are thus expressing disgust, shock, despair or disbelief etc.
nostril: absence of a Star Wars species of highly intelligent, carnivorous mammals native to the planet of Mandalore in the Outer Rim, with six legs and leathery skin.
conflagration: how certain parts of Northern Ireland decorate their houses in July*
* When we moved into a very ordinary red-brick house in east Belfast, we could tell which was ours because the bloke next door had his festooned with Red Hand of Ulster, bunting and Union flags
conditional: in a restaurant or café, not being served the item on the menu which you ordered, but a totally different one, with the waiter claiming that this is what you ordered; especially if this happens repeatedly
Victorious: Behaving like a grumpy old man, disapproving of everyone and everything etc. (Non UK shipmates may not be able to work out why on this one. Here's wikipedia to explain it.)
natural: exclamation upon meeting jazz musicians Messrs King Cole, Adderly, Gonella, and jazz aficionados Messrs Hentoff and Shapiro in one place, at the same time
KGB: a reluctant specimen of a flying insect which is closely related to wasps and ants, and also known for its role in pollination, and in some cases its honey
Comments
enema
endoscope
Profiterole:
clementine
diffusion
vacuum
despondency
nostril
numerous
Of or related to TV's Catwoman.
genie
salamander
bonfire
conflagration
* When we moved into a very ordinary red-brick house in east Belfast, we could tell which was ours because the bloke next door had his festooned with Red Hand of Ulster, bunting and Union flags
sectarian
tibia
rhombus
tourmaline
conditional
field-marshal
wriggling
smuggling
sycophant
The public sentiment that led to Goody Two Shoes dropping from the charts some time in the early 80s.
aplomb
psychedelic
deliberate
incarcerate
incinerate
Insole:
inconsolable
Lacking the means or ability to provide footwear bottoms for criminals.
Aristotle
pejorative
abdicate
supercilious
fragmented
unfazed
victorious
Pantechnicon:
pandemic
What they called the flute-playing god of shepherds, after his Hibernian ancestry was revealed.
astroturf
turfski
scrounge
frump
natural
bilingual
manifold
slumbering
Mandatory:
likeable
A secret, elite group that spreads falsehoods.
KGB
(read phonetically, ie. kayjeebee)
bespectacled