Aaarggghhh, me hearties!
I just learned today I've got to have surgery after all for a macular hole (and within a year or two, a double cataract surgery). Therefore I invite you to help me plan my pirating! I'm already planning to get the Jolly Roger to fly above my cube at work; it being a Christian organization, the "pirate liturgy" will be posted by my door. And of course the eyepatch--i need some sort of black silk patch to cover the taped-on monstrosity they usually send you home with. Has anyone had experience of what might work (or not) given the medical, ah, issue? I have rather a large head, and any elastic will have to go on working through three surgery recovery times. So, not crap.