Transactional Discipleship: A Trump Tweet
"God? I never heard of him, although I might have met him once. People say he's really great. Hasn't done much for me! Somebody said he had a Jewish son....Anyway he's a hoax, a real Do-Nothing. All these Christians who said they love me? Turns out they're all Fake! Who knows, he could even be Satan, you never know. Owes me big time!"