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accommodate my pet

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, withstand a hurricane

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and be available

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for a variety

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of different living

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creatures who prefer

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their food served

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at regular intervals

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but something happened

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in the woodshed

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which caused the

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neighbors' cat to

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spell neighbour correctly

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, catching mice which

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incorrectly called themselves

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meece and furthermore

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confused them with

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mooses and sometimes

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geese and cheese

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though not usually

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on a Monday

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when the mousse

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tends to go

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moseying around. But

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my aching bones

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ached so much

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they hurt to

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buggery. That said,

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all present flinched

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tightrope-walk daintily in.

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This was unexpected!

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said the moose.

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A talking moose

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discussing buggery had

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eaten the mousse

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and totally shocked

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the choir ladies

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by suggesting that

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buggery can sometimes

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dull one's appetite

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for mousse and

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moussaka. Above the

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restaurant where mousse

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is served with

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(or without) moussaka

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but never with

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marmite (God forbid!)

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though cheese made

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with fine Vegemite

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comes with a