Three Word Story

Ray Sunshine

five to five,

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when my brain

Piglet

five o'clock - it's ...

Ray Sunshine

Crackerjack! Who could

Piglet

have thought that

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I'm so glad a Brit of a Certain Age posted just after me (even though I bollocksed up the end of the page) ... [/tangent]

Ray Sunshine

after all these

Twilight

dedicated and inspirational

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comedians had spent

Piglet

several years making

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pies, biscuits, loaves

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of the finest

Piglet

quality, sending them

kbe

to Howdy Doody

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by special delivery

Golden Key

to Puppet Heaven

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, they would suddenly

kbe

pull certain strings

Twilight

and Flubadub would

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ask, "Why are

The5thMary

you persecuting me,

Twilight

when it's Clarabelle's

kbe

seltzer that mattrrs

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. Clarabelle says she

kbe

is a he

Ray Sunshine

but she also

Twilight

identifies as marionette

kbe

old Mr. Bluster,

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who envies Pinocchio

Twilight

and hopes someday

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to be rewarded

kbe

for his efforts

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in the constant

Twilight

battle to become

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president. He never

Piglet

told the truth,

Ray Sunshine

ever, about what

kbe

, who, when, why,

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where, or how

Twilight

the fake news

Golden Key

suddenly got REAL!

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The scales fell

kbe

off dried fish

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into the milk

Piglet

of human kindness,

Raptor Eye

turning it to

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an ugly, festering

kbe

yogurt from hell,

Twilight

useful as a

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deterrent against unwelcome

Piglet

skin infections. However,