Three Word Story

kbe

lactose intolerant folks

Ray Sunshine

have been known

Twilight

to embrace the

Raptor Eye

chance to taste

kbe

haggis served cold

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without even a

Piglet

neep and tattie,

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controversial yogourt spellings

Ray Sunshine

, mock Greek lettering,

Twilight

and fruit on

kbe

paper mache trees.

Ray Sunshine

A flash of

Piglet

inspiration suddenly came

Twilight

to the muddled

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waiter who had

Golden Key

gone to Wonderland

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and was serving

Raptor Eye

eggy bread on

Piglet

Friday, because of

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the fish shortage.

kbe

"Fish?", bubbled Nemo,

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always ready to

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pass the buck

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whenever anybody asked

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for bucks which

Miffy

could only mean

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he was doomed

kbe

to eat vegan

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for a week,

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then bacon for

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the rest of

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the year, until

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spring when the

Piglet

asparagus harvest was

Ray Sunshine

flooding the market

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with asparagus. Then

Twilight

one dark and

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hairy tarantula climbed

Piglet

into bed with

Ray Sunshine

Homer and Marge,

kbe

"D'oh! What the

Piglet

hell was that?"

kbe

said the tarantula,

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before eating the

Piglet

hot water bottle,

Raptor Eye

sending out a

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spider roar, whereupon

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Bart jumped up

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and down on

Piglet

top of his