I Don't Want to Hold Your Hand
Trying to create more diversions for the homebound (s/b all of us). This time, change, replace, add, or subtract one word from a song title (preferably a well-known one) to create a title that is apropos to the current situation. Extra marks for extra cleverness.
Two I found online by the Fab Four:
I Don't Want to Hold Your Hand (thread title)
and
Glove Me Do
Two I found online by the Fab Four:
I Don't Want to Hold Your Hand (thread title)
and
Glove Me Do
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"American woman get away from me - ee, American woman momma let me be -ee. Don't come knocking around my door...."
genius.
You give me fever when you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the mornin'
Fever all through the night.
God bless Peggy Lee!
"Day Tripper" looks wrong, but is written about something that you did indoors.
I do want to spoil the party -- from Beatles for sale, not Lennon's best.
Don't Stand so Close to Me by the Police.
The self-isolating policeman's lot is not a happy one
He is the very model of a modern infectologist
Don't Come Around Here No More
Brilliant! I love John Jacob Niles. Speaking of whom . . .
Black, Black, Black is the Color of my True Love's Mask
Don’t Let ‘Em In,
Let Me Loo Roll It
Anything at all by Lou Rawls
Not too Close to You
Let's Not Spend The Night Together.
"(Antibacterial) Wipe Out!" by...uh...some band I can't remember at the moment.
"(Don't) Hold Me, Don't Kiss Me, Don't Thrill Me" by U2.
Super trooper spreader
Bring Him Stay at Home
One Day week Fortnight Month More, Another Month another Quarantine, I'll down the wine from the Argentine, I'll stay at home until I die, From CV or too much pie, One Month more...
Wind the bobbin Mummy up, Wind the bobbin Daddy up, sneeze sneeze, cough cough cough
Tomorrow shall be our dancing staying at home day
A Wandering Working-from-home Minstrel I,
I have a little Mask
I am the Monarch of the Sea Settee
It's bound to take your life
There's a bad flu on the rise
I will wear a green face mask...
Surfaris, I think.
Three Degree—When Will I See You Again
Diana Ross & the Supremes—Someday We’ll Be Together
OMG! I bow to your greatness, Amanda!