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ET phone home, due to the pandemic

Take a line from a movie, and add "due to the pandemic" at the end. One per comment, please.

Examples:

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges, due to the pandemic.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die due to the pandemic.
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  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth 8th Day Host, Mystery Worship Editor
    I'll be back due to the pandemic.
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    Luke, I am your father due to the pandemic.
  • "Play it again, Sam, due to the pandemic!"
  • jrwjrw Shipmate
    Every sperm is sacred
    due to the pandemic.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    He must have an enormous Schwanzstucker due to the pandemic.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth 8th Day Host, Mystery Worship Editor
    Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn due to the pandemic.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    I have always depended on the kindness of strangers, due to the pandemic.

  • MamacitaMamacita Shipmate
    I solemnly swear I am up to no good, due to the pandemic.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    As of this moment, they’re on double secret probation due to the pandemic!

  • MamacitaMamacita Shipmate
    We're on a mission from God due to the pandemic.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line due to the pandemic!
  • MamacitaMamacita Shipmate
    I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too -- due to the pandemic.
  • jrwjrw Shipmate
    Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain due to the pandemic.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night due to the pandemic.

  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth 8th Day Host, Mystery Worship Editor
    He made him an offer he couldn't refuse, due to the pandemic.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    And now it's springtime for Hitler and Germany because of the pandemic.
  • MamacitaMamacita Shipmate
    (Seen elsewhere:)

    I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave, due to the pandemic.
  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Houston, we have a problem due to the pandemic.
  • MaryLouiseMaryLouise Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore", due to the pandemic.
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    "I'm the king of the world, due to the pandemic!
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    "Luke...I am your father, due to the pandemic!"
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    Oops, sorry! I didn't see that that Star Wars quote had been.posted already. Due to the pandemic.
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay, due to the pandemic."
  • orfeoorfeo Shipmate
    Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist, due to the pandemic.
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host, 8th Day Host
    I washed me face and 'ands before I come, I did, due to the pandemic.
  • When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk, due to the pandemic.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I only said "blow the bloody doors off", due to the pandemic.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth 8th Day Host, Mystery Worship Editor
    Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get, due to the pandemic.
  • MamacitaMamacita Shipmate
    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria, due to the pandemic!
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate
    It will feel good to stand on my own, due to the pandemic.
    ("Some Kind Of Wonderful")
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth 8th Day Host, Mystery Worship Editor
    You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. Due to the pandemic.
  • kingsfoldkingsfold Shipmate
    We must work in the world, your eminence. The world is thus.
    No, Señor Hontar. Thus have we made the world... thus have I made it. Due to the pandemic
  • Oh well, nobody's perfect due to the pandemic
  • MamacitaMamacita Shipmate
    There's no place like home, due to the pandemic.
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    We're going to need a bigger boat due to the pandemic.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth 8th Day Host, Mystery Worship Editor
    I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship due to the pandemic.
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    We'll always have Paris due to the pandemic.
  • “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure, due to the pandemic.”
  • MamacitaMamacita Shipmate
    There's no crying in baseball, due to the pandemic.
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate
    "Snakes!!! Why did it have to be snakes? Due to the pandemic?"
    --Indiana Jones
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth 8th Day Host, Mystery Worship Editor
    Won’t you excuse me for a moment while I slip into something a little bit more … comfortable -- due to the pandemic?
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    Continuing a theme...

    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine due to the pandemic.

    Round up the usual suspects due to the pandemic.
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate
    edited July 20
    What is, was; what was, will be; what will be, was--and will be again...due to the pandemic.
    --Arnold Horschack, "Welcome Back, Kotter" tv
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before due to the pandemic.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    I haven't lived. I've died a few times, due to the pandemic.

  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    I'll have what she's having, due to the pandemic.
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    The Force will always be with you, Luke. Due to the pandemic.
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops, but it also means that I keep my options open, due to the pandemic.
  • The5thMaryThe5thMary Shipmate
    My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me, due to the pandemic?
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this, due to the pandemic?”
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