Hell Guidelines

Marvin the MartianMarvin the Martian Admin Emeritus
edited September 2019 in Hell
This is Hell. Please note that posting here is the equivalent of drawing a big, fat bull's eye on your chest. Got a complaint, a rant or a personal argument to settle? Feel free to add it to the uproar – so long as you have a thick skin to match. The flames are fast and furious here, so back out if you don't want to be roasted to a crisp. Please read, study and become one with these guidelines before plunging in, because ignorance of the law is no excuse and our normal rules on civility are abandoned on this board.

1. Racism, sexism, etc. – while you have a right to hold whatever opinion you like, if you post racist, sexist, disable-ist, or whateverist drivel here, may God have mercy on your soul.

2. Strong language – only use colourful language if it's genuinely humorous. Gratuitous posting of offensive language will reveal your intellect for what it is, and you will be treated accordingly.

3. Flaming – if you need to flame someone, this is the place. However, if you make unprovoked attacks, asbestos underwear is highly recommended.

4. Been sent to Hell? – if you've been sent here by another board host because you're in the middle of a personal argument, your opening post should say which board and thread you've come from as well as who your argument is with.

5. Warning – by starting a thread in Hell, you are drawing a large bullseye on your chest.

6. Accountability – by posting in Hell, you agree that you are accountable for what you write. There is no comeback from here – no whining, no complaining, no appeals to lower authority. You've reached the end of the road.

7. The rules – apart from this, the normal Ship of Fools 10 Commandments continue to apply. But if you do break the rules, don't expect everyone else to adhere to them in responding to you. An eye for an eye...

Your hosts are @Doc Tor and @Rossweisse. They may even be helpful.
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