Heart of Arkness -- A steamboat captain is commanded by God to load two of every species of animal aboard his boat, then to seek out the manager of a jungle trading post, all amid a non-stop deluge of rain.
Robert Redford returns in a sequel to Three Days of the Condo in which a seemingly random break-in at the HOA office leads to a shocking exposure of the most annoying neighbour.
A man makes a desultory search through the swamp country for his lost illusions.
Warning - in Shakespearean English with subtitles.
Educating RTA
3½ hours of nail-biting excitement as a teetotal professor explains the Road Traffic Act section by section, and deduces from it how a profound understanding of the principles of statutory drafting can help a person in their individual quest for life, liberty, happiness, and personal self-development.
Our Mutual Fiend
Convoluted, dark tale of intrigue in Olde London Towne involving a cast of largely unlikeable characters from the entire social spectrum.
Follow Padraig as he pushes a handcart laden with his father’s coffin across the bleak bogs of Conemara towards the lonely burial ground of Killbalnashreeoughter. In the rain.
Chic socialite attempts to have affairs with several men named Earnest, none of which has the wherewithal. Newly restored from the original manuscripts, including original spelling errors.
Follow Padraig as he pushes a handcart laden with his father’s coffin across the bleak bogs of Conemara towards the lonely burial ground of Killbalnashreeoughter. In the rain.
@Firenze if there was a prize for the best of these so far, that takes it. The visual image it instantly conjured up in my mind was perfect. Perhaps the comment might be
Gone with the Win
Firenze dressed as a Southern Belle steals the trophy and gallops off with it into a dusty painted sunset.
Pretty in Ink: young lady obsessed with Japanese Lolita culture takes it to the next level, covering her body in kwaii pattern and Laura Ashley print tattoos.
Kin of Hearts -- As the Great War draws to an end, a Scottish soldier is sent into a French town to defuse a bomb left behind by retreating Germans -- only to discover that everyone in the town is related to him.
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A comic tale of the adventures of some Roman Catholic priests travelling round nineteenth century provincial England in disguise.
Sequel to 'once upon a time in the moist'.
Biography of Boris Johnson.
A mama pig falls onto a small stand of trees, killing one man. Or was it the pig at all?
All the Resident's Men
They do! They really matter in the grand scheme of things!
A man makes a desultory search through the swamp country for his lost illusions.
Warning - in Shakespearean English with subtitles.
Educating RTA
3½ hours of nail-biting excitement as a teetotal professor explains the Road Traffic Act section by section, and deduces from it how a profound understanding of the principles of statutory drafting can help a person in their individual quest for life, liberty, happiness, and personal self-development.
Sounds more like Pooh looking for Piglet to me.
Which inevitably leads to
The House at Poo Corner
Life next to the sewage works.
James Bond's true inclinations revealed.
Far From the Madding Crow
Meanwhile, I offer up a budget mashup of The Full Monty and Tootsie:
Three Men in a Boa
An exploration of one physicist's study of the black body problem, while taking a leisurely trip along the Congo River.
Heroic and scrappy misfits battle an evil empire that destroys planets using a devastating weapon that causes their suns to nova.
The travails of a family condemned to live in a house with an unfixable roof.
Convoluted, dark tale of intrigue in Olde London Towne involving a cast of largely unlikeable characters from the entire social spectrum.
Mediaeval dystopia.
Investigates the history of the little-known precursor to the microwave oven.
The ennui of a provincial reproductive organ.
Similar to Chariots of Fire only Jewish.
The rollicking story of lusty, busty Alysoun and her rise from serving wench to brewmistress. Set against the background of the Black Death.
Tom Wright supplements his income as a theologian by writing for Middle Eastern tourist boards.
Follow Padraig as he pushes a handcart laden with his father’s coffin across the bleak bogs of Conemara towards the lonely burial ground of Killbalnashreeoughter. In the rain.
Chic socialite attempts to have affairs with several men named Earnest, none of which has the wherewithal. Newly restored from the original manuscripts, including original spelling errors.
@Firenze if there was a prize for the best of these so far, that takes it. The visual image it instantly conjured up in my mind was perfect. Perhaps the comment might be
Gone with the Win
Firenze dressed as a Southern Belle steals the trophy and gallops off with it into a dusty painted sunset.
N Exit
Examines the existential futility of leaving by the south door.
An aquatic mammal goes to wizard school.
Niche vegan product from the popular mediterranean island.
A publicity film about Argentinian health food supplements. Includes songs and jingles designed to get your feet tapping.
Granny is however left behind.
And besides, this movie warns of the dangers of confusion entailed by pioneering.
A Dutch film with subtitles about a young woman exploring the possibility that an earring is the cause of her tinnitus.
Sherlock Holmes dresses in red and impresses the ladies.
Got a thing about red have we?
Flock of suburban adolescent woodpeckers collectively bemoan how awful their parents are.
The tale of an ugly horse.
Hailie Mills, starring herself twice, teaches her separated parents to love hip-hop.
The Princess and the EA
Drag queen suffers ignominy at the hands of con-evos in the UK.
A lawyer examines the claims made about the life of national treasure Christopher Biggins.