Lord of the Lies -- The legislative body of a world power becomes stranded on a desert island and appoint as their leader someone who is psychologically unable to tell the truth.
Young Hawaiian girl becomes a writer of formal poetry.
Again, I'm reading things incorrectly (tired? need new glasses?) and thought you wrote "Lilo and Stritch"! Now, THAT would be funny! Elaine Stritch teaches young Hawaiian girl to be a star on Broadway.
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A girl goes down a rabbit-hole and starts to feel itchy ...
(Sorry about that)
The Lion, the Itch, and the Wardrobe
Young Lucy Pevensie ducks into a wardrobe and meets a lion who give her fleas.
A satirical novel about a Fleet Street hen house.
A group of well-meaning atemporal aliens come to earth on a replacement bus service.
Beowulf's secret benefactor was really Grendel.
The Old Curiosity Hop -- The life of an orphan girl who lives with her shopkeeper grandfather changes when she attends a high school dance.
I think I actually had that exact one already, too. Great minds and all that.
Young king who enjoys a good book in the early morning hours chronicles his wanderings.
It's not very well known but the North Sea oil wells are staffed mostly by Hobbits
Bilbo and Frodo are both in hawk to their ears after Bag End is repossessed.
Un homme et un femme
A chap meets a girl and gets a surprise he wasn't expecting.
Tracking down the delinquent who blocked the fish tank's filter.
A tale of strange weather conditions in central California.
When Westeros goes Vegan.
The Rime of Miss Jean Brodie -- Edinburgh schoolmistress waylays a wedding guest with a tale of an eventful voyage to the southern oceans.
The Grapes of Wath -- An attempt at viticulture in South Yorkshire.
Are we allowed television programmes? If so: The Magi Roundabout -- three wise men in a psychedelic garden.
A genuinly friendly man tries to be vengeful for a bet, but proves an utter failure, as he can't bring himself to utter a bad word
Paul Simon's classic story of a poor boy trying to make a life for himself on the streets of Johannesburg. Lie la lie.
A demigod is drawn back into the family business of playing with mortal destinies.
Young wizard Ged visits a nearby kingdom to rescue male cats from the temple.
Snow Whit
The tale of how unexpectedly wintry conditions spoil a Pentecost celebration.
Sleeping Beaut
Exactly the same movie, but with Australian accents.
Dumb
Elephants can't talk. But can they fly?
Robin Ood
One of the aliens from Doctor Who lives in a forest with his band of merry men.
Beauty and the East
Belle takes a holiday in China.
Angled
Rapunzel just can't stand up straight!
Moan
A girl on a Pacific island just won't stop complaining.
Young Hawaiian girl becomes a writer of formal poetry.
Member of an obscure Catholic order gets left behind in the Polish wilderness.
Ming the Merciless gets into BDSM.
The Hogwarts gang try to prevent Voldemort discovering the secret of the perfect fake tan.
Harry Potter and the Camber of Secrets
Harry and Ron ponder the best angle to set their cart’s wheels to.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fir
Hogwarts is consumed by a mystery - who on earth makes a drinking vessel out of soft wood?
Again, I'm reading things incorrectly (tired? need new glasses?) and thought you wrote "Lilo and Stritch"! Now, THAT would be funny! Elaine Stritch teaches young Hawaiian girl to be a star on Broadway.
Rhett Butler doesn't give a damn, frankly, and steals all of Scarlett O'Hara's lingerie.
Poor George Orr. Everytime he dreams, the world changes. However, he's always dreaming about throwing up...
Nora signs a fake promissory note to get money to buy stockings for her doll.
I think it's drop a letter not switch a letter.