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BroJames
Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
May 2020
jacket
: what we need to do to your car to change its tyres
squint
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
squint:
a northern announcement of the birth of five babies.
bumblebee
Piglet
All Saints Host, Circus Host
May 2020
bumblebee:
the derrière of an insect
fortitude
Mamacita
Shipmate
May 2020
fortitude:
the focused determination of a child constructing a shelter from blankets, chairs, and pillows
ascension
Wesley J
Shipmate
May 2020
ascension:
an attitude of strong dislike for a school of Mahāyāna Buddhism which originated in China during the Tang dynasty
Pentecost
Ray Sunshine
Shipmate
May 2020
Pentecost
: ostentatiously using a Mont Blanc product to sign your name with.
Archetype
balaam
Shipmate
May 2020
Archetype:
Being similar to Prince Harry's son.
architrave
BroJames
Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
May 2020
architrave
: a wild party for building designers
indignation
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
indignation:
the latest country adored by the jet set
carousel
Wesley J
Shipmate
May 2020
edited May 2020
indignation:
everyone's watching that
archaeology programme
with the lovely Alice Roberts
impunity
BroJames
Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
May 2020
impunity
: solidarity among small magical creatures
redistribute
Wesley J
Shipmate
May 2020
carousel:
having a couple of drinks with a French lady
redistribute
balaam
Shipmate
May 2020
redistribute:
Honouring people by painting things scarlet.
bluster
Piglet
All Saints Host, Circus Host
May 2020
bluster:
the shine that comes over a politician's face when he's talking b*ll*cks
laptop
merewen
Shipmate
Posts:
29
May 2020
laptop
: a place for a cat to sleep
latitude
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
latitude:
the stance of a female yobbo
cranberry
Mamacita
Shipmate
May 2020
cranberry:
a fruit salad served with a large quantity of herring
dinghy
la vie en rouge
Circus Host, 8th Day Host
May 2020
dinghy
adj. resembling the sound made by a microwave
colossal
Mamacita
Shipmate
May 2020
colossal:
unpleasant medical procedure performed by a gastroenterologist
mercurial
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
mercurial:
imbued with healing seawater
alley
Wet Kipper
Shipmate
May 2020
mercurial
Medicine that only works on people in the USA
paprika
Pendragon
Shipmate
May 2020
alley
A product where the entire ingredients list is E-numbers.
I'll pass forward
paprika
Mamacita
Shipmate
May 2020
paprika:
when dad needs a shower
tarragon
Lyda
Shipmate
May 2020
tarragon: leaving the cafe in irritation after your date doesn't show up for half an hour
rhododendron
Enoch
Shipmate
May 2020
Rhododendron:
To try to ride rings round people while sitting at a table in a garden.
Sophistry:
@la vie en rouge
if there were a like button, your 'dinghy' gets one.
Piglet
All Saints Host, Circus Host
May 2020
sophistry:
the art of boxing
macrame
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
macrame:
when a raincoat blows away in the wind and hits someone
grisly
Wesley J
Shipmate
May 2020
grisly:
a pair of grey 'Cooper' jeans in France
repugnant
Piglet
All Saints Host, Circus Host
May 2020
repugnant:
getting a new dog
querulous
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
querulous:
a bloodsucking insect with a helpline
triviality
merewen
Shipmate
Posts:
29
May 2020
triviality:
when three roads diverge in a wood
unique
Wesley J
Shipmate
May 2020
edited May 2020
unique:
[Legalese]
in court, reason given for sentencing a thief
unequalled
Ray Sunshine
Shipmate
May 2020
unequalled
: the cause of that embarrassing moment in church when you genuflect but then need a helping hand to rise to your feet.
shaman
Mamacita
Shipmate
May 2020
shaman:
What I am doin' to anyone not wearin' a protective mask these days
abysmal
Lyda
Shipmate
May 2020
abysmal: Abigail's infirmity
Pleistocene
Wet Kipper
Shipmate
May 2020
Pleistocene
childs modelling clay which has been left out for so long it has gone as hard as stone. Usually found buried under other levels of detritus in a child's room
Genomics
Enoch
Shipmate
May 2020
Genomics:
The study of gnomes.
Comings:
Ray Sunshine
Shipmate
May 2020
edited May 2020
Comings
: Extended car trips, from one end of the country to the other, undertaken in defiance of the lockdown.
Goings
BroJames
Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
May 2020
Goings
: a metal disc producing a resonant note when struck, but with a peculiar tonal twang.
publishing
balaam
Shipmate
May 2020
Goings:
(Rhymes with
boings
) West Country term bor a collection of military medals.
domme
Piglet
All Saints Host, Circus Host
May 2020
I think we missed
publishing
: making lists while drunk
Back to:
domme
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
domme:
a musical scale which misses out every other note
musical
Mamacita
Shipmate
May 2020
musical:
given to bouts of pondering
humid
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
humid:
someone whose identity you can be sure of by their odour
catastrophic
Pendragon
Shipmate
May 2020
catastrophic
when cats wish they were lazing on a Caribbean shore but aren't.
spreadable
Wesley J
Shipmate
May 2020
spreadable:
a person who can do the splits
spread-eagle
Piglet
All Saints Host, Circus Host
May 2020
spread-eagle:
a particularly exotic sort of pâté
hirsute
BroJames
Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
May 2020
hirsute
: what she wares to the offis
celebration
la vie en rouge
Circus Host, 8th Day Host
May 2020
celebration
portion of a famous person
spoon
Raptor Eye
Shipmate
May 2020
spoon:
one of the reasons not to sit on the grass
Paraprosdokian
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squint
bumblebee
fortitude
ascension
Pentecost
Archetype
architrave
indignation
carousel
impunity
redistribute
redistribute
bluster
laptop
latitude
cranberry
dinghy
colossal
mercurial
alley
paprika
I'll pass forward
paprika
tarragon
rhododendron
Sophistry:
@la vie en rouge if there were a like button, your 'dinghy' gets one.
macrame
grisly
repugnant
querulous
triviality
unique
unequalled
shaman
abysmal
Pleistocene
Genomics
Comings:
Goings
publishing
domme
publishing: making lists while drunk
Back to:
domme
musical
humid
catastrophic
spreadable
spread-eagle
hirsute
celebration
spoon
Paraprosdokian