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  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    bespectacled instruction to don eyewear

    arithmetic
  • Ray SunshineRay Sunshine Shipmate
    edited November 2020
    arithmetic: an involuntary nervous, jerky movement, usually of the head or a limb, repeated at short intervals as if in accordance with a musical beat.

    hypotenuse
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    hypotenuse: the condition when your blood pressure goes up before a geometry exam.

    gymnastics
  • gymnastics: when everyone is being unkind to James

    readiness
  • readiness a description of the similarities and differences between crimson and scarlet

    Cardinal
  • Cardinal...

    Compelling Ms. MacPherson to produce ID.

    Canberra

  • canberra: a flat hat in a tin

    streptococcus
  • streptococcus..

    To do a burlesque performance in front of a party's legislative contingent.

    Hindenburg
  • Hindenburg: Sir Francis Drake's ship is en route to the Scottish capital

    circumnavigation
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    circumnavigation: why a sailor has a wife in every port

    jurisprudence
  • jurisprudence: The 12 people deciding on the intelligence (or lack of it) of Pru.

    titin
  • titin: a small bird at home

    bodger
  • bodger...

    A boarder who gets a discount because the landlady likes his physique.

    dolphin
  • dolphin: unemployed person from the Nordic state whose capital is Helsinki

    dowager
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    dowager a bet on a US stock market index

    reprehensible
  • reprehensible: in the manner of a former family fowl

    ointment
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    ointment: the essence of a conversation with a pig. :)

    shambolic
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    shambolic prosthetic testicle

    electioneering
  • electioneering: what Americans were saying on Nov. 1 and 2.

    postmortem
  • postmortem...

    The Apostle Paul asking one of his titular epistlees increase the number of letters sent in reply.

    brillig




  • brillig: a good looking lower limb

    grandiose
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    grandiose: how much medicine Granny has to take in order to function

    president
  • president: a word that, for the first time in four years, does not fill me with dread but rather with lightness and hope.

    inauguration
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    inauguration drilling a hole with a hand tool

    hearthrug
  • hearthrug: a much-loved mat

    regaled
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    regaled blown away… again

    elevated
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    edited November 2020
    elevated: what happens when you become King or Queen of the Fairies

    In memoriam Alex Trebek:

    jeopardy
  • jeopardy: the soft rock band of Def’s brother Jeff

    warbling
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    warbling derogatory slang term for medals

    radiator
  • radiator: a croc which one can tune in

    surrounded
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    surrounded: a rotund knight

    confession
  • confession: Tories in their newest clothes.

    absolution
  • absolution what the sat nav churns out
    locomotion
  • Raptor EyeRaptor Eye Shipmate
    edited November 2020
    locomotion: that dancer whose movements are all over the place

    occurrence
  • occurrence: Irish-grown berries that go into Ribena

    curriculum
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    curriculum a ridiculously small round boat

    vertebrate
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Vertebrate: Something so frightening that it makes your spine shudder uncontrollably.

    Apostolic:
  • apostolic: someone addicted to receiving mail

    police
  • The strong after-breakfast drink in Poland
    Perfidy
  • perfidy neat holes punched on a page

    denture
  • Denture: A false dent, in the form of a sticker printed with a trompe-l’oeil 3D image of sheet metal bent out of shape. When parking your car, attach the sticker to the bodywork in a prominent position. Prospective thieves will then reject your car as damaged goods and nick somebody else’s instead.

    Mistletoe
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Mistletoe: how you'd address Steptoe's daughter, if he'd had one.

    artwork
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited November 2020
    artwork

    Mr. Garfunkel's kids found his dance moves on TikTok especially embarrassing.

    Art twerk

    MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN

  • MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN: my sausage dog is having an excessively high opinion of himself, i.e. is up his own arse, again

    proctology
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    proctology: the study of university officials

    pestilence
  • pestilence: the kind of ants which invade one’s kitchen

    mackerel
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Circus Host, 8th Day Host
    mackerel rooster wearing a raincoat

    charter
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    charter statistician (informal)

    recondite
  • recondite: having been tricked into eating the wrong dish, again!

    recapitulate
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    recapitulate: to put your hat back on.

    intermittent
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