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        <title>Heaven — Ship of Fools</title>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 19:30:33 +0000</pubDate>
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        <title>Platform 9 and 4/4: A New Railway Appreciation Thread</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/5411/platform-9-and-4-4-a-new-railway-appreciation-thread</link>
        <pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2023 12:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Wesley J</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[There seems to be a need for a new railway appreciators' thread; the subject's keeps popping up all over the Ship.<br />
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Ready for departure now. <img src="http://forums.shipoffools.com/resources/emoji/smile.png" title=":)" alt=":)" height="20" />]]>
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        <title>Read, read, read!  What we are reading in 2026.</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6740/read-read-read-what-we-are-reading-in-2026</link>
        <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 12:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Boogie</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[It is not true that we have only one life to live; if we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds of lives as we wish. —S.I. Hayakawa]]>
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        <title>e bikes</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6997/e-bikes</link>
        <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 05:08:16 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Huia</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[ There's been a recent death in my family and I'm about to have a bit more spending money. I'm considering buying an e bike.  Otautahi/Christchurch is a great place for cycling as it's mainly flat, although the easterly wind can be challenging.  I've biked for years, but my last cycle fell over and the gears were damaged.<br />
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I'm around 5 ft, unfit and in my early 70s.<br />
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I'd be interested in hearing any advice, comments, experiences, warnings etc<br />
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        <title>You suddenly realize you are getting old.</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6410/you-suddenly-realize-you-are-getting-old</link>
        <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2025 15:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Gramps49</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[I had mentioned Leo is the first pope younger than me.<br />
<br />
Another one I realized is when you have more doctors than close friends.<br />
<br />
Saw a meme yesterday.<br />
<br />
My mind thinks it is 29.<br />
My humor is that of a 12 year old.<br />
But my body realizes it survived the Civil War.]]>
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        <title>Wild life near you</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/5788/wild-life-near-you</link>
        <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2024 02:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Gee D</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[We did our usual grocery shop this morning rather than yesterday.  After the shop, we went to a cafe in the same suburb and as usual sat outside.  Just after the coffee had been served, there was an enormous screeching sound as a large flock of sulphur-crested cockatoos perched on a nearby  angophora.   There must have been 50 of them, perhaps more.  We' often see flocks of them, but this was the largest in a very long while.    They're beautiful birds to look at, but their call is far from attractive.<br />
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What is your local wildlife (neighbours children excepted)?  Do you see much?<br />
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<i>Angophora</i> - <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=angophora&amp;oq=angophora&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQLhhA0gEINDgyM2owajGoAgiwAgE&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8" rel="nofollow">https://www.google.com/search?q=angophora&amp;oq=angophora&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQLhhA0gEINDgyM2owajGoAgiwAgE&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8</a><br />
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<i>Sulphur-crested cockatoos - <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulphur-crested_cockatoo" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulphur-crested_cockatoo</a></i>]]>
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        <title>July Book Club - The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6966/july-book-club-the-sparrow-by-mary-doria-russell</link>
        <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 09:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>TurquoiseTastic</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[This week a book that has been on my shelf for many years - a story of a Catholic mission to an extraterrestrial world. <a href="https://www.worldofbooks.com/en-gb/products/sparrow-book-mary-doria-russell-9780552997775?sku=GOR001196776&amp;gad_source=1&amp;gad_campaignid=17428061177&amp;gbraid=0AAAAADZzAICrCPUCbESvaNNs7rcJw_fhh&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjw9ZLSBhCcARIsAEhGKgNpQJHpbFZBcyAjFECSM7tJtsfalg7SmIxIxTf8Ng39l3fNUBWpGF0aAjwDEALw_wcB" rel="nofollow">Here is a link to World of Books...<br />
</a><br />
And of course you could also get it <a href="https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sparrow-Mary-Doria-Russell/dp/0552997773" rel="nofollow">you-know-where....</a><br />
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I will post some questions for discussion in a couple of weeks. You can post below if you plan to join in, but feel free to chip in at any time. Happy reading!]]>
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        <title>Hands in the soil, head in the sun. The gardening thread 2026 🪏</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6727/hands-in-the-soil-head-in-the-sun-the-gardening-thread-2026-%F0%9F%AA%8F</link>
        <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 10:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Boogie</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Everything that slows us down and forces patience, everything that sets us back into the slow circles of nature, is a help. Gardening is an instrument of grace.<br />
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May Sarton]]>
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        <title>2026 TV and Streaming</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6752/2026-tv-and-streaming</link>
        <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2026 09:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Doublethink</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[What’s your poison - I really enjoyed Wake Up Dead Man and I saw a YouTube vid with the director breaking down a scene.  He mentioned his first film was Brick.<br />
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I remember watching that when it first came out and it stuck with me.  So I am thinking I may now rewatch that.]]>
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        <title>Archaic words we love to love</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6986/archaic-words-we-love-to-love</link>
        <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 14:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Amanda B Reckondwyth</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[(Prompted by a comment made on the You-Know-Who thread in Hell)<br />
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Words that are uncommonly seen in everyday English but have not quite disappeared (or in some cases have disappeared), but which we love all the same.<br />
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Slugabed -- someone who sleeps in late and is hard to rouse from bed.]]>
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        <title>&quot;Action!&quot; Films of 2026</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6753/action-films-of-2026</link>
        <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2026 09:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Doublethink</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[I am looking forward to Odyssey in the summer, but is anything else good coming up - anything  you’ve seen and want to talk about ?  Post reviews and recommendations here.<br />
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<i>(ETA late because my own typo was doing my head in.)</i>]]>
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        <title>August Book Group - The Feast by Margaret Kennedy</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6998/august-book-group-the-feast-by-margaret-kennedy</link>
        <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 08:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Sarasa</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[August's read is <i>The Feast</i> by Margaret Kennedy. For those in the northern hemisphere it's a good summer read as its set in a seaside hotel just after World War Two. This <a href="https://cornishbirdblog.com/sensational-summer-read-the-feast-by-margaret-kennedy/" rel="nofollow">blog</a> gives a good overview of the story, which I found hard to pin down to a particular category. Part allegory, part mystery story, part situation comedy, I found it an enjoyable read and am looking forward to re-reading it for the club this month.<br />
Margaret Kennedy isn't much read now but her novel <i>The Constant Nymph</i> caused a fair bit of controversy in its day and was made in to at least one film.<br />
As usual I'll post some questions on or around the 20th. ]]>
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        <title>Art, Crafts and Creativity</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6855/art-crafts-and-creativity</link>
        <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2026 02:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Mili</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[I have always enjoyed art, but tend to lose motivation to find the time to make art and have a bad habit of getting enthusiastic for a short while and then getting too busy and ignoring my creative side. As an adult it's easy to compare my amateur abilities to accomplished artists and feel discouraged. However with the ever increasing 'art' abilities of AI I am determined to get back into art as a hobby. I find it relaxing and it feels great to create something human.<br />
<br />
So I am starting this thread for all the accomplished and hobby artists and crafty shipmates to share about their projects and techniques and inspire  each other to keep being creative when life gets busy.<br />
<br />
My latest pursuit is water colour painting. I haven't really used water colours since school and began with some lessons on activities to teach children that I can use at work and add to my professional development hours. The course came with all the paints, brushes and some paper so I am continuing improving my skills and having fun using Youtube tutorials. I plan to get creative and paint some more original paintings once my skills improve and I get the courage to be more experimental. Today I painted a simple cat and poppies and had a go at a landscape.]]>
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        <title>Words or phrases we like ..</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6965/words-or-phrases-we-like</link>
        <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 11:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Boogie</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[A new one on me since moving to the South West is 'Back along'.  Which means 'A while ago'.<br />
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I like it. ]]>
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        <title>Recipes so tasty that we want to share. 2026</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6748/recipes-so-tasty-that-we-want-to-share-2026</link>
        <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 16:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>jedijudy</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[We do like to eat, so let us know your special recipes.]]>
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        <title>Help, please!  General questions for 2026</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6747/help-please-general-questions-for-2026</link>
        <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 16:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>jedijudy</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[New year, another new thread!]]>
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        <title>June Book Club-The Drowned World by J. G. Ballard</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6939/june-book-club-the-drowned-world-by-j-g-ballard</link>
        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 15:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Caissa</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Please join me this month in reading J.G. Ballard's 1962 novel, The Drowned World.  It falls into the science fiction sub-genre of Cli Fi. The term climate fiction was coined less than 20 years ago but has a long pedigree reaching back into the nineteenth century. One of the best Cli Fi books I have read recently is Kim Stanley Robinson's The Ministry for the Future. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_fiction" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_fiction</a><br />
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Ballard's novel is set in a future London. Prolonged solar flares have lead to the melting of the polar ice caps and the northern hemisphere turning into a series of lagoons. I hope you enjoy it. ]]>
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        <title>Bad jokes</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/4572/bad-jokes</link>
        <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2022 21:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>HarryCH</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[This is  your incredibly-bad joke thread.  Here are a few not guaranteed to be actually funny:<br />
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Why won't Dracula attack Mick Jagger?  Because you can't get blood from a Stone.<br />
<br />
Why won't Dracula attack Gene Simmons?  Professional courtesy.<br />
<br />
How can we diagnose the difference between bubonic plague and pneumonic plague?  Ask<br />
the patient to return tomorrow.<br />
<br />
How can you tell whether the bear chasing you is a brown bear or a grizzly bear?<br />
Climb a tree; the brown bear will climb it after you and the grizzly will just knock the tree down.]]>
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        <title>Ancient Geek - The Computing Q&amp;A Thread</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6664/ancient-geek-the-computing-q-a-thread</link>
        <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2025 18:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>jedijudy</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Somehow our thread for technology questions has disappeared!  (Very likely my fault!)<br />
I took a quick look through the Heavenly pages and didn't see it, so will start this new thread.<br />
<br />
If somebody sees the old Ancient Geek thread, just send me a message!<br />
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Thanks to <a href="http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/profile/Lily%20Pad" rel="nofollow">@Lily Pad</a> for bringing this to my attention.<br />
<br />
<i>jedijudy<br />
One of the friendly Heaven Hosts</i>]]>
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        <title>Earworm? 🐛</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6050/earworm</link>
        <pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2024 12:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Boogie</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[What's your earworm today? Mine is &quot;On Ilkley Moor baht 'at&quot;. 😂]]>
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        <title>2026 Travel plans and exciting adventures.</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6749/2026-travel-plans-and-exciting-adventures</link>
        <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 16:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>jedijudy</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Let us know about your adventures!]]>
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        <title>Metacommentary Nostalgia</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6981/metacommentary-nostalgia</link>
        <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 20:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>RooK</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Stumbled across someone lamenting the loss of discussion forums, and an interesting description of some of the aspects regarding their contraction in meta-space.<br />
<br />
<a href="https://tedium.co/2026/07/01/online-web-forums-retrospective/" rel="nofollow">https://tedium.co/2026/07/01/online-web-forums-retrospective/</a><br />
<br />
I feel like the intentionally-addictive algorithmic content included in subsequent social media deserved a top spot in their discussion, but maybe that's just me.  Also, I managed to resist pointing out on their comments that there's at least one UBB-like discussion forum still active... long enough to realize they didn't have comments on that article.  Probably smart.<br />
<br />
What is everyone else's perspective on the shifting sands on this online beach?  Also, I think this is my second-ever Heaven thread - if you ignore everything I did during the Heaven-Hell War.  IYKYK]]>
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        <title>CHEESE 2026</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6836/cheese-2026</link>
        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 18:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Stercus Tauri</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Am in serious need of a frivolous diversion... Might there be some interest in sharing thoughts, experiences, passions, horrors etc on the subject of CHEESE?<br />
<br />
I was prompted by finding a piece of Stilton in the back of the fridge. It had been there for some months - a forgotten birthday treat to myself. Its appearance is a disgusting mixture of grey and brown and yellow and green - a clear hazmat case requiring the immediate attendance of persons in white overalls with flashing blue lights on their van. I knew better, of course, cut off a piece and ate it. I immediately felt like a better, happier person. What cheese makes you happier?]]>
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        <title>New Gadget(s) in our homes</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/5482/new-gadget-s-in-our-homes</link>
        <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2024 16:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Gramps49</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Not knowing exactly where to put this thread.  It could be on three boards from what I can tell, but since the outcome is like being in heaven, I will put it here.<br />
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Last month, my wife and I installed an induction range.  Our gas range had given out.  Since it was over thirty years old, we could not find parts for it.  Turned out we were able to purchase the induction range for less than a new gas range.  We also decided to go for induction because.  1) our state government wants its residents to reduce fossil fuel use as much as possible, 2) we will eventually sell this place and modern appliances make it more attractive, 3) gas ranges give out methane and a bit of carbon monoxide with each use, and 4) we had just gone through a four day gas interruption in November--a farmer had cut through the feeder line to the whole area, but that is a different story.<br />
<br />
Anyway, here is my review of the new induction range:<br />
<br />
Using a magnetic field, the surface does not heat up directly, but it allows the pot to heat up quickly. Things fry up in no time. Water boils quickly. We are still trying to find the sweat spot for frying eggs, though.<br />
<br />
The one downside is the glass shows fingerprints. We have solved that by keeping a Barkeep Spray Cleaner near the stove.<br />
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While the surface of the range does not heat up directly, it will absorb the heat from the pan. There is a warning light to show which area may be hot, though. The other day I had used a frying pan. When I was finished with it, I moved the pan to another area on the range that I had not used. Low and behold, the warning light for that area lit up only because of the hot pan. As far as I can tell, there is little change in our utility use.<br />
<br />
Induction ranges use about 1/3 electricity as a regular electric range. Since our previous range was gas, it seems like a wash cost wise.<br />
<br />
When you install an electric range, you just have to plug it in to a standard American 240 plug, but the induction range had a European style plug, so we had to direct wire the unit.<br />
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Conclusion: it's a keeper.<br />
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What new gadgets have you gotten recently?<br />
<br />
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        <title>The funny things people try to get away with.</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6963/the-funny-things-people-try-to-get-away-with</link>
        <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 14:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Hugal</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[I just had to laugh. At work a couple just came up with a voucher each for buy one get one free on a cream tea. They only wanted the free bit. So buy none get one free. How did they think that would fly?<br />
What daft things have you seen people try to get away with?]]>
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        <title>Let's write a story .....</title>
        <link>http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6961/lets-write-a-story</link>
        <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2026 12:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
        <category>Heaven</category>
        <dc:creator>Boogie</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[..... of Household Things.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/profile/BroJames" rel="nofollow">@BroJames</a> made a great start on the Tidy thread.<br />

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<div>Black biros are the pupal stage of wire coat hangars. When the imago emerges it is very soft and can pass through the smallest of holes. (It consumes the pupal shell the nutrients of which enable it to harden once it finds a suitable location in which to assume the adult imago form.)<br />
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Coat hangars remain sexually inactive while suspended but when laid flat with others they become sexually active (they are hermaphrodites) and can be hard to separate. They lay microscopically small eggs pale grey and hairy, closely resembling laundry fluff.<br />
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So far the larval stage has not been definitively observed. Some think the larvae are what we generally know as paperclips, but there is some unaccounted-for variation amongst them which doesn’t seem to be reflected in the adult coat hangar.<br />
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So far, coat hangars have proved remarkably resistant to captive breeding, and become utterly dormant under observation at all life-stages.</div>
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        <pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 15:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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        <dc:creator>Gill H</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[I wasn't going to do any commentary this year, partly due to *gestures wildly* all the various controversies... and partly because I just haven't found my mojo for it this year.  But I've decided at the last minute to sharpen my snarky pen and share some observations on the madness that is to pervade our screens this evening.<br />
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So <a href="http://forums.shipoffools.com/index.php?p=/profile/Hugal" rel="nofollow">@Hugal</a> and I are getting into the Austrian mood already.  He's made some apfel strudel which is sitting in the fridge for later.  I'll be cooking schnitzel with cabbage and parsley potatoes.<br />
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And most importantly, thanks to a local-ish delicatessen, we have Sachertorte GIN!<br />
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        <pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 20:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
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        <dc:creator>March Hare</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Seeing<i> Innocent Blood</i> in the Book Club started me thinking about books and authors hugely popular in their own day which have largely sunk beneath the waves. Who now reads Arnold Bennett, Joseph Conrad or John Galsworthy? - but there are examples from much more recent times: Ellis Peters, James Herriot, even PDJ herself.<br />
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What are the books or authors which gave you pleasure but which nobody seems to read any more? If you could nominate one 'forgotten' author for revival, who would it be?<br />
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I'll start by nominating JB Priestley and 'Good Companions'.]]>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 17:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
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        <dc:creator>Gramps49</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[The first vehicle I owned was a 1950 Chevrolet pickup (van).  It has high mileage on it and was sold as a surplus vehicle from the department of transportation.  Straight 6, sometimes called a flat 6.  Four speed shift with clutch, mirrors, and that was about it.<br />
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Just the other day Mrs. Gramps and I agreed to a three-year lease of a new Subaru Sport.  It is a four litre engine, but it makes up power through the seven-speed automatic system.  I can go to manual, but that means just flipping either down or up paddles with no clutch.  The vehicle is a mobile supercomputer.  Actually, a whole series of computers, each doing their own thing.  Adjustable cruise control--slows down if vehicle in front of you is going slower.  Crash avoidance systems, rear video monitor.  Sound system that would make my home stereo blush.  SXM Sirius Satellite system, traveling wifi, the works.  There are a number of buttons I do not know what they do and probably won't for the life of the lease.  Maintenance monitoring system--much more than just a check engine light.<br />
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We decided to lease the car for a few reasons.  One, the lease payment is about half of a auto loan for more than six years.  Two, who's to say what newer technology will be on the highways within three years.  Three we do not want to saddle the other with a loan that needs to be repaid should one of us pass on before the life of a loan is complete.  This is the third lease we have gone for, actually.<br />
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Amazing what they put in as standard equipment these days.<br />
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We did look at an EV.  Distance is still a problem for us, but as I said, in the next three years the technology might have that solved.<br />
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Who is driving what?  How has your vehicle exceeded the first vehicle you have owned?  Are you discovering something new about the vehicle you never new it had?]]>
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        <title>Ship of Fools Book Club 2026</title>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2025 14:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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        <dc:creator>Caissa</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[The time has come to speak of many things...<br />
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Once again this year, would it be possible to get 12 volunteers (1 for each month) to agree to facilitate a discussion? The volunteer would get to choose a book (keeping in mind availability). If we could have a complete schedule in place by the end of this year people could plan for acquiring copies for the months in which they want to join in the reading and discussion. ]]>
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        <title>May Book Club: Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner</title>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 02:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
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        <dc:creator>Mili</dc:creator>
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        <description><![CDATA[Hi all, this months selection is a memoir by musician Michelle Zauner exploring her relationship with her Korean mother, relatives, food and cultural background as somone born in South Korea but raised mostly in the United States by her Korean mother and white American father. It also explores her mother's treatments for and death from cancer and how this affected Zauner and changed her relationship with both parents. ]]>
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