Headlines of Utter Weirdness

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  • Here's yet another headline made weird by a misplaced "as". From The Standard, I believe.


    Shocking pictures show train station outside London completely flooded as it’s closed until Christmas Eve.

  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Quite. Here's the link. Apparently, it's due to a burst sewer pipe, which makes matters even worse!
  • I wonder why we have to be told that it is shocking? It's an inconveniently large amount of water in the wrong place, right enough, but unless the overhead wires somehow got into it it shouldn't have shocked anyone. Consider the national annual savings in printer's ink (or electrons) were the word 'shocking' to be dropped by the newspapers.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    I think, it's a bit s**t, that's why.
  • I wonder why we have to be told that it is shocking? It's an inconveniently large amount of water in the wrong place, right enough, but unless the overhead wires somehow got into it it shouldn't have shocked anyone. Consider the national annual savings in printer's ink (or electrons) were the word 'shocking' to be dropped by the newspapers.

    Quite, but lots of dirty water in the wrong place is hardly 'Noos' these days. I'm surprised they didn't tell us how outraged and traumatised local rail passengers are by the resultant carnage and chaos...

  • SandemaniacSandemaniac Shipmate
    Another Oxford Wail cracker. Unusually, this seems to be accurate reporting!
    https://flic.kr/p/2rLzkQQ
    Hedgehog wrote: »
    Fake news! I'm innocent!
    I wonder why we have to be told that it is shocking? It's an inconveniently large amount of water in the wrong place, right enough, but unless the overhead wires somehow got into it it shouldn't have shocked anyone. Consider the national annual savings in printer's ink (or electrons) were the word 'shocking' to be dropped by the newspapers.

    Quite, but lots of dirty water in the wrong place is hardly 'Noos' these days. I'm surprised they didn't tell us how outraged and traumatised local rail passengers are by the resultant carnage and chaos...

    I think the rail users are probably all too used to their station being full of shit...
  • It's because they're all trapped in gridlock in their local supermarket's car park.

    By the way, have you noticed how passengers are almost always "commuters" in the Press?
  • O yes, I'd forgotten about being trapped in gridlock.
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