Headlines of Utter Weirdness

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  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    RockyRoger wrote: »
    Wesley J wrote: »
    ITTWACW!

    ???????

    "I thought this was a Christian website" - the Ship's universal expression of outrage if anyone says something a bit risqué. :mrgreen:
  • Something about this BBC headline resonated with me: Aberdeen finally sees sunshine after 21 days of gloom. It could be politics, football or the weather. But only 21 days? Surely it can't be the weather.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    The Daily Record in another misuse of the word "as":
    Huge blaze breaks out at church in Scottish village as fire crews race to scene

    It happened in Camelon, which is the next stop on the train after Linlithgow if you're heading west.

    Apparently the church is derelict, but still ... 😳
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    :( But lucky that the fire brigade were already on their way!
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited February 16
    Well, quite. The so-called 'authors' of these 'reports' clearly have no idea of the risible nature of their scribblings...
  • And disasters are always "huge". Just last week "Wales Online" had reports of a "huge" ship that had run aground. OK, it's quite large (124 metres long) but hardly the "Queen Mary"!
  • Large enough to cause any amount of heartbreak, devastation, trauma, outrage, chaos, gridlock, carnage etc. etc. :lol:
  • Alas the article is behind a paywall so we don't know!
  • From "Nation.Cymru": "Greggs disappoints locals with no plans to return to flood-hit town".

    Now that's a sensible headline. Other journals would say, "Locals devastated as Greggs reveals plans to abandon flood-hit town".

    Poor Monmouth though, it really suffered in the recent floods and its High Street was, quite literally, devastated - not to mention many peoples' homes.
  • But if people have no plans to return, surely they won't care whether Greggs is there or not?
  • I hadn't realised the ambiguity until you pointed it out!

    Actually, reading the comments following the article, quite a few locals will be pleased that Greggs aren't returning, as they feel this will benefit other similar businesses.
  • I think the alternative headline might have read Locals devastated as Greggs vows to abandon flood-hit town.

    These days, everyone seems to 'vow' to do, or not to do, everything.

    The original was refreshingly sensible, as @Baptist Trainfan says.
  • Although, as has been pointed out, unintentionally ambiguous.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I confess I read it the same way as March Hare.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    From various outlets on the web:
    Former Prince Andrew Released by Police, Remains Under Investigation

    Whose remains, one wonders!
  • :flushed:

    The remains of his life and reputation...
  • There is nothing in that to investigate.
  • The ever-informative Glasgow Herald reports the End of an era as 137-year-old Saltcoats butcher closes for good. Poor man - surely he could have retired sooner than that?
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Now that is dedication! - I'm sure there was a lot at steak.
  • *groan*
  • SipechSipech Shipmate
    From the BBC: Team GB face uphill task for four-man bobsleigh medal

    Is bobsleigh not very much a downhill task?
  • I asked my wife the very same question!
  • Shock horror news from the winter Olympics in the Grauniad: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days. Apparently the supply of 10,000 was exhausted. Is there an unreported Olympic event that we should know about?
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    If there isn't it seems there ought to be! I've heard for a long time that there are always many Olympic horndogs.
  • The ever-informative Glasgow Herald reports the End of an era as 137-year-old Saltcoats butcher closes for good. Poor man - surely he could have retired sooner than that?

    Is he still open for the bad?
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Sipech wrote: »
    From the BBC: Team GB face uphill task for four-man bobsleigh medal

    Is bobsleigh not very much a downhill task?

    That's probably why they struggle.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Shock horror news from the winter Olympics in the Grauniad: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days. Apparently the supply of 10,000 was exhausted. Is there an unreported Olympic event that we should know about?
    One comment I heard about this story was that the Olympic motifs they had printed on them were so stylish that some people were keeping them as souvenirs rather than using them.


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