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Things that your Mother does not know.

Graven ImageGraven Image Shipmate
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My adult son, fifty-five years old, just told me that when he was ten, and Santa gave him a book of twelve rolls of Life Savers candies that he ate all of them that day.

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  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    The name of my hamster when I was a young teenager - it was rood!
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host
    I know that my brother once took a motorcycle taxi in India. My mother is unaware of this fact and I was strictly forbidden from informing her. (She would be terrified.)
  • CaissaCaissa Shipmate
    That one of my male friends (28) had an unrequited crush on me when I was 18.
  • CathscatsCathscats Shipmate
    That when we were sent out to school on cold days in our duffle coats, my sister would leave hers in the shed, as she would rather be cold than uncool.
  • North East QuineNorth East Quine Purgatory Host
    That there is currently a mouse (or, realistically, a family of mice) living under my garden shed and that when I see one I say "Good Morning, Miss Mouse" instead of, as Mum would do, setting traps and worrying about pestilence.
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