It's the Rapture tomorrow! What would you do?

The RogueThe Rogue Shipmate
In the Rapture thread in Purgatory there was a brief tangent into this particular subject. I know that if it's a thing it's not going to be tomorrow (or is it?) but if you knew it was how would you spend your last twenty four hours on the planet?

Would you do worthy things or frivolous ones?
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  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    I'd worry about my dogs. 🤨
  • Hm. I would have a swim, eat a good steak dinner, and not assume that I would be one of the "elect".

    AFF
  • I believe it was St. Francis who, when asked what he would do while he was hoeing a row of peas, replied keep on hoeing the peas. I would keep on living my life as I am now. We never know when our own death will come.
  • Use up my precious supply of little blue pills!
  • CaissaCaissa Shipmate
    Plan for taking over the post-Rapture world order.
  • My answer would be the same as it was on the other thread.
  • Punch Nigel Farage in the face.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Being unlikely to be raptured, I would carry on as normal. And frankly it seems to me the Great Tribulation is already in full swing.
  • RuthRuth Shipmate
    Scope out the two houses on my block that have "In God We Trust - Pray for America" signs out front and decide which one I want to squat in when the current inhabitants are gone. I'll need fortification for when @Caissa comes over the border!
  • Go plant a sequoia. because if they told me it was tomorrow, i'd be pretty sure my tree would get the chance to grow up.
  • If this were the last night of the world,
    What would I do?
    What would I do that was different,
    Unless it was champagne with you?
    —Bruce Cockburn (pron. co-burn)
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    edited October 7
    If I'm overdue for a trip to the grocery store, try to find out where the microchip-implantation kiosks are gonna be set up.
  • mousethief wrote: »
    Cockburn (pron. co-burn)

    Wait, what? All these years I thought it was pronounced cock-burn. :open_mouth:
  • SandemaniacSandemaniac Shipmate
    edited October 7
    ChastMastr wrote: »
    mousethief wrote: »
    Cockburn (pron. co-burn)

    Wait, what? All these years I thought it was pronounced cock-burn. :open_mouth:

    Wishful thinking?😇
  • ChastMastr wrote: »
    mousethief wrote: »
    Cockburn (pron. co-burn)

    Wait, what? All these years I thought it was pronounced cock-burn. :open_mouth:

    Wishful thinking?😇

    No, I just don’t find pronouncing it “co-burn” intuitive. But when I was a young child, I also thought there must be two states, one called Arkansas (pronounced ar-kansas) and one called “Arkansaw.”

    (I also had trouble with the way syllables are broken up, so I thought “troub•le” and “brok•en” and “syll•ab•les” made more sense than the way they are officially broken up. And until I heard it said out loud, I thought “paladin” obviously rhymed with “Aladdin.”)
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    ChastMastr wrote: »
    mousethief wrote: »
    Cockburn (pron. co-burn)

    Wait, what? All these years I thought it was pronounced cock-burn. :open_mouth:

    Have you met Worcester, Leicester, Cholmondeley or Milngavie yet?

    (Wooster, Lester, Chumley, Mulguy)
  • DardaDarda Shipmate
    Not forgetting the family name De'ath (pronounced dee-ath)
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    The OP on this tread was the sixth. Today is the 7th. I have a doctors appointment tomorrow. I expect to make it.
  • Are we all still here? I am going on a long shot and guess yes.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    Are we all still here? I am going on a long shot and guess yes.

    Unless the Ship is hosting The Wedding Feast Of The Lamb, yes, I'd say we're all still on Earth.
  • BoogieBoogie Heaven Host
    That's a relief!
  • Are we all still here? I am going on a long shot and guess yes.

    I've not been all here for years.
  • Still here down under. I can't go yet, I haven't finished the weeding!!
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host
    If the Ship is hosting The Wedding Feast of the Lamb, it is definitely rather less than I was expecting.
  • stetsonstetson Shipmate
    BroJames wrote: »
    If the Ship is hosting The Wedding Feast of the Lamb, it is definitely rather less than I was expecting.

    Oh, come on. It's better conversation than what's promised in Revelation 19.
  • NenyaNenya All Saints Host, Ecclesiantics & MW Host
    Are we all still here? I am going on a long shot and guess yes.

    I am indeed still h
  • Ah - but who pressed 'Post Comment'?
    :naughty:

    O wait a moment - it was a last-second stab at the keyboard as you hurtled skywards...
  • stetson wrote: »
    Are we all still here? I am going on a long shot and guess yes.

    Unless the Ship is hosting The Wedding Feast Of The Lamb, yes, I'd say we're all still on Earth.

    You've all been left behind--I was married 37 years ago!
  • CaissaCaissa Shipmate
    Where are you posting from, Lamb Chopped? ;^) I'm still on earth.
  • HarryCHHarryCH Shipmate
    LC posts from Heaven where she belongs.
  • You’re very kind!!!
  • The RogueThe Rogue Shipmate
    Or very threatening ...
  • I would start panicking about my buried talents!
  • :lol:

    With all due respect to those who believe in this sort of thing, it does seem to cynical, worldly, and agnostic Me that it's just a load of Tosh.

    Makes interesting fillums, though.
  • I take it seriously. I used to be frightened of it, but the older I get the more I think 'how long, oh Lord'. Personally-speaking, not as long as I used to have.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited October 11
    Longing for the Lord's Return, and the relief which that will (we hope) bring to this Vale Of Tears, is perhaps not quite the same thing as rabid enthusiasm for the Rapture, and I understand your POV.

    As a certain character says in The Scottish Play:

    If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well
    It were done quickly...


    He was referring to a somewhat different event, of course.
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    There is a difference between the traditional Christian understanding of the Parousia and the radical teaching of the Rapture. The Parousia is to be a one off event. Christ would return to earth and the Kingdom would be established on earth. The Rapture is a two stage event. Christ would come, the believers would ascend into the heavens and to hell with the rest of the rift-raff.

    There is a third way. The kingdom is being established on earth in the here and now, through the faithful acts of its citizens--feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, visiting the imprisoned, welcoming the stranger, establishing justice. It is a now, not yet, event.

    I favor the third way.
  • Gramps49 wrote: »
    There is a difference between the traditional Christian understanding of the Parousia and the radical teaching of the Rapture. The Parousia is to be a one off event. Christ would return to earth and the Kingdom would be established on earth. The Rapture is a two stage event. Christ would come, the believers would ascend into the heavens and to hell with the rest of the rift-raff.

    There is a third way. The kingdom is being established on earth in the here and now, through the faithful acts of its citizens--feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, visiting the imprisoned, welcoming the stranger, establishing justice. It is a now, not yet, event.

    I favor the third way.
    I would view that third way as being rolled into your first way, with the “not yet” part referring to awaiting the return of Christ and the fulfillment of the establishment of the kingdom and the new creation, which is already underway.


  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    Nick Tamen wrote: »
    Gramps49 wrote: »
    There is a difference between the traditional Christian understanding of the Parousia and the radical teaching of the Rapture. The Parousia is to be a one off event. Christ would return to earth and the Kingdom would be established on earth. The Rapture is a two stage event. Christ would come, the believers would ascend into the heavens and to hell with the rest of the rift-raff.

    There is a third way. The kingdom is being established on earth in the here and now, through the faithful acts of its citizens--feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, visiting the imprisoned, welcoming the stranger, establishing justice. It is a now, not yet, event.

    I favor the third way.
    I would view that third way as being rolled into your first way, with the “not yet” part referring to awaiting the return of Christ and the fulfillment of the establishment of the kingdom and the new creation, which is already underway.


    Point taken.
  • I take it seriously. I used to be frightened of it, but the older I get the more I think 'how long, oh Lord'. Personally-speaking, not as long as I used to have.

    I take Jesus's second coming the same way--"won't you hurry up, Lord?" But then I look at the amount of work we've got left to do, and in particular the fact that Vietnamese people are maybe 90 percent of them strangers to knowing Jesus at all--and, well, I hope he waits a little longer.

    Still, personally, it's good to know I'm likely to see him face to face sometime in the next 30 years or so.
  • I'm not a big KJV fan, but 'through a glass, darkly' is one which sticks in my mind.
  • That's fine for now, but once I'm dead, I want more. (Greedy little thing, am I not?)
  • Check the NZ news at 10pm to see if it is SNAFU.
  • LeafLeaf Shipmate
    Go plant a sequoia. because if they told me it was tomorrow, i'd be pretty sure my tree would get the chance to grow up.

    This is a nice paraphrase of a famous (apocryphal) quote attributed to Martin Luther: "Even if I knew tomorrow the world would end, I would still plant an apple tree."

    It's one of those things that all Lutherans know Martin Luther said, even though there is no evidence that he actually said it (along with the "wise Turk, foolish Christian" quote).
  • I confess I had him in mind! Though I thought he favored oaks. But that was probably DL Sayers in one of the Peter Wimsey novels.
  • It's the sort of thing Wimsey might well say!
  • As I recall he was speaking of his brother Gerald, who reacted to bad news during WWII by planting oaks at Duke's Denver. Peter found it a bit much.
  • Yes, planting oaks is what the British do when planning for the next war.

    British is a naval nation and historically our battle ships were made of oak. This meant that oak woods were deliberately planted to keep the navy supplied. However, oaks take a long time to mature.
  • The day after the rapture I'm going to give up driving. The only people left on the roads will be the ones who are on the way to hell, anyway.
  • sounds like the roads would be hellish enough already.
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