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Heaven
Ship Firework Display
Hugal
Shipmate
November 5
in
Heaven
I did this a while ago. Mods if this needs moving please do.
I will start a Ship firework display, words only.
Here we go
Whoosh bang bang bang
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Leorning Cniht
Shipmate
November 5
Keep that away from me - it's hot!
No, keep it away from your brother as well.
Baptist Trainfan
Shipmate
November 5
The sausages are for
later!
Boogie
Heaven Host
November 5
edited November 5
Whooshes and sparkles please - no bangs!
✨️ 🌟 🗯☀️⭐️⚡️
⚡️⭐️☀️🌟 ✨️ ⭐️
RockyRoger
Shipmate
November 5
Gotta rocket in my pocket!
Sparrow
Shipmate
November 5
RockyRoger
wrote:
»
Gotta rocket in my pocket!
Put it away please.
Sandemaniac
Shipmate
November 5
RockyRoger
wrote:
»
Gotta rocket in my pocket!
Oooooh hellooooo, big boy, fancy a bang?
Psssh psssh pssh
Err... has it gone ou
WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH KABOOOOMM!!!
Flippin' 'eck, Rog, you weren't kidding. I certainly need a cigarette after that!
Bishops Finger
Shipmate
November 5
DON'T light your fag near that big box labelled 'Very High Explosive Fireworks.'...
@RockyRoger
- come down from that electricity pylon this minute!
KarlLB
Shipmate
November 5
No you can't. Fiver for a hot chocolate?!? And the queue's a mile long.
la vie en rouge
Purgatory Host, Circus Host
November 5
*hands out ear defenders*
Boogie
Heaven Host
November 5
edited November 5
Black peas - yum!
Potato pie, black peas and parkin - bonfire night essentials.
😋
la vie en rouge
wrote:
»
*hands out ear defenders*
Many thanks!
Baptist Trainfan
Shipmate
November 5
And who dropped the matches in the pond?
Gill H
Shipmate
November 5
Popopopopop wheeeeee
Baptist Trainfan
Shipmate
November 5
Oh, you found some other matches - well done!
Bishops Finger
Shipmate
November 5
Tarquin, point the rockets
away
from the Vicar...
Graven Image
Shipmate
November 5
NO NO hold it the other way.
Baptist Trainfan
Shipmate
November 5
Even
if you're not keen on the Vicar ...
Celtic Knotweed
Shipmate
November 5
Has anyone seen where the next box of sparklers went? And why do I have a box of firelighters instead?
...Hang on, why's the bonfire sputtering and sparking like that... *hides behind the hotdog/burger queue*
stetson
Shipmate
November 5
edited November 5
Remember, remember...
Firenze
Shipmate, Host Emeritus
November 5
WHOOSH.
I didn't realise that was paraffin. I dare say your eyebrows will grow back.
Baptist Trainfan
Shipmate
November 5
edited November 5
Phut.
Oh, well ...
ChastMastr
Shipmate
5:30AM
Psssssssssseewwwwwwwww BOOM
Night night
MMM
Shipmate
6:31AM
OK, better take these spare fireworks home and dry them by the fire.
MMM
RockyRoger
Shipmate
6:51AM
Mrs RR: 'Call that a rocket?' More like a damp squib!'
Twangist
Shipmate
7:03AM
Have you got your card? They won't take cash for the hot dogs
Arethosemyfeet
Shipmate, Heaven Host
8:06AM
Boom boom! Boom boom!
Boom boom! Boom boom!
Ah, sorry, that was an extract from
The German Guns
by Private S. O. Baldrick. That's for next week.
Priscilla
Shipmate
9:09AM
KaBOOM fizz whizz. whizz
Bishops Finger
Shipmate
11:37AM
Ouch!
Stercus Tauri
Shipmate
1:04PM
That wasn't me!
Bishops Finger
Shipmate
3:00PM
No, Chardonnay, you may NOT put your little brother on the top of the bonfire.
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No, keep it away from your brother as well.
✨️ 🌟 🗯☀️⭐️⚡️
⚡️⭐️☀️🌟 ✨️ ⭐️
Put it away please.
Oooooh hellooooo, big boy, fancy a bang?
Psssh psssh pssh
Err... has it gone ou WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH KABOOOOMM!!!
Flippin' 'eck, Rog, you weren't kidding. I certainly need a cigarette after that!
@RockyRoger - come down from that electricity pylon this minute!
Potato pie, black peas and parkin - bonfire night essentials.
😋
Many thanks!
...Hang on, why's the bonfire sputtering and sparking like that... *hides behind the hotdog/burger queue*
I didn't realise that was paraffin. I dare say your eyebrows will grow back.
Night night
MMM
Boom boom! Boom boom!
Ah, sorry, that was an extract from The German Guns by Private S. O. Baldrick. That's for next week.