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• Leorning Cniht Shipmate

  November 5

  Keep that away from me - it's hot!
  No, keep it away from your brother as well.
• Baptist Trainfan Shipmate

  November 5

  The sausages are for later!
• Boogie Heaven Host

  November 5 edited November 5

  Whooshes and sparkles please - no bangs!
  
  ✨️ 🌟 🗯☀️⭐️⚡️
  ⚡️⭐️☀️🌟 ✨️ ⭐️
• RockyRoger Shipmate

  November 5

  Gotta rocket in my pocket!
• Sparrow Shipmate

  November 5

  RockyRoger wrote: »

  Gotta rocket in my pocket!

  
  Put it away please.
• Sandemaniac Shipmate

  November 5

  RockyRoger wrote: »

  Gotta rocket in my pocket!

  
  Oooooh hellooooo, big boy, fancy a bang?
  
  Psssh psssh pssh
  
  Err... has it gone ou WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH KABOOOOMM!!!
  
  Flippin' 'eck, Rog, you weren't kidding. I certainly need a cigarette after that!
  
• Bishops Finger Shipmate

  November 5

  DON'T light your fag near that big box labelled 'Very High Explosive Fireworks.'...
  
  @RockyRoger - come down from that electricity pylon this minute!
• KarlLB Shipmate

  November 5

  No you can't. Fiver for a hot chocolate?!? And the queue's a mile long.
• la vie en rouge Purgatory Host, Circus Host

  November 5

  *hands out ear defenders*
• Boogie Heaven Host

  November 5 edited November 5

  Black peas - yum!
  
  Potato pie, black peas and parkin - bonfire night essentials.
  
  😋
  

  la vie en rouge wrote: »

  *hands out ear defenders*

  
  Many thanks!
• Baptist Trainfan Shipmate

  November 5

  And who dropped the matches in the pond?
• Gill H Shipmate

  November 5

  Popopopopop wheeeeee
• Baptist Trainfan Shipmate

  November 5

  Oh, you found some other matches - well done!
• Bishops Finger Shipmate

  November 5

  Tarquin, point the rockets away from the Vicar...
• Graven Image Shipmate

  November 5

  NO NO hold it the other way.
• Baptist Trainfan Shipmate

  November 5

  Even if you're not keen on the Vicar ...
• Celtic Knotweed Shipmate

  November 5

  Has anyone seen where the next box of sparklers went? And why do I have a box of firelighters instead?
  
  ...Hang on, why's the bonfire sputtering and sparking like that... *hides behind the hotdog/burger queue*
• stetson Shipmate

  November 5 edited November 5

  Remember, remember...
• Firenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus

  November 5

  WHOOSH.
  
  I didn't realise that was paraffin. I dare say your eyebrows will grow back.
• Baptist Trainfan Shipmate

  November 5 edited November 5

  Phut. Oh, well ...
• ChastMastr Shipmate

  5:30AM

  Psssssssssseewwwwwwwww BOOM
  
  Night night
• MMM Shipmate

  6:31AM

  OK, better take these spare fireworks home and dry them by the fire.
  
  MMM
• RockyRoger Shipmate

  6:51AM

  Mrs RR: 'Call that a rocket?' More like a damp squib!'
  
• Twangist Shipmate

  7:03AM

  Have you got your card? They won't take cash for the hot dogs
• Arethosemyfeet Shipmate, Heaven Host

  8:06AM

  Boom boom! Boom boom!
  Boom boom! Boom boom!
  
  Ah, sorry, that was an extract from The German Guns by Private S. O. Baldrick. That's for next week.
• Priscilla Shipmate

  9:09AM

  KaBOOM fizz whizz. whizz
• Bishops Finger Shipmate

  11:37AM

  Ouch!
  
• Stercus Tauri Shipmate

  1:04PM

  That wasn't me!
• Bishops Finger Shipmate

  3:00PM

  No, Chardonnay, you may NOT put your little brother on the top of the bonfire.