In fairness, she did have two legs if needed. But I had never heard of her before the show, but loved here there. So sad that she needed more surgery on her leg.
The Oxford Mail is frustrating as often the headline on the front outage bears no resemblance to the one in the article, so you'll have to take my word for this one.
Man arrested after huge police presence seen with 'blue lights'
Leaving aside the quotation marks, were they invisible in ordinary coloured light?
"Disappointment after bed bugs cancel Christmas fete". You have to feel sorry for all those people who were hoping to have a great time at the bed bugs Christmas fete.
I read it as the dog found the line on the sugar bag that states what the weight of the package is. To be honest, I have seen dogs do far more impressive tricks than that.
It's quite something, isn't it? The lack of a report of flytipping and the pole danceresque twirl at the end says to me that someone was playing up to the camera!
Didn't he realise that, if he fly-tipped onto the CCTV camera, it might just catch him in the act?
O wait...dinosaurs aren't very bright, even when purple...
And why do they think it's relevant to mention his size?
Size matters. I used to get e-mails telling me that all the time.
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[Hostly Minor Magick Hat on]
Aubergine/eggplant emoji removed, as in this case does not contribute much to the post or the thread, and as meaning of quotes and post are clear anyway. - Let's please stick to more conventional emojis if need be; otherwise, and mostly, please try to use words from the rich vocabulary of the English language and alphabet and Latin script, of which there are plenty, and which can very creatively - and smuttily, if you must - be used (including punctuation) if desire... should arise. Thank you.
Wesley J, Circus Host [Hostly Minor Magick Hat off]
Dozens injured unnecessarily amid spate of rail bridge collisions last year, according to the Glasgow Herald. Shocking news of course, but why the "unnecessarily"? The alternative is too dreadful to contemplate.
I was glancing through the instructions for my wife's new coffee pot, and noticed one of the features listed was a:
COMMENT INFUSER
I was greatly puzzled about what sort of comments were being added to the coffee, but found the text was in French. The corresponding English paragraph was titled, "HOW TO BREW".
Perhaps not a weird one, but an unusually malevolent headline in the New York Times: "Love, or at Least Marriage, Is in the Air in Trump’s Washington ", concerning several of Washington's less admirable people.
Perhaps not a weird one, but an unusually malevolent headline in the New York Times: "Love, or at Least Marriage, Is in the Air in Trump’s Washington ", concerning several of Washington's less admirable people.
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I'll get my cape.
Man arrested after huge police presence seen with 'blue lights'
Leaving aside the quotation marks, were they invisible in ordinary coloured light?
"Disappointment after bed bugs cancel Christmas fete". You have to feel sorry for all those people who were hoping to have a great time at the bed bugs Christmas fete.
"Disabled puppy found the weight of sugar bag in waste bin"
How do you parse that?
Clearly, the Oxford Wail is staffed by AIs, or by people whose first language is not English - possibly Klingon?
I don't think it's anything as intelligible as Klingon, frankly.
O wait...dinosaurs aren't very bright, even when purple...
And why do they think it's relevant to mention his size?
Size matters. I used to get e-mails telling me that all the time.
It's quite something, isn't it? The lack of a report of flytipping and the pole danceresque twirl at the end says to me that someone was playing up to the camera!
🤣🤣
[Hostly Minor Magick Hat on]
Aubergine/eggplant emoji removed, as in this case does not contribute much to the post or the thread, and as meaning of quotes and post are clear anyway. - Let's please stick to more conventional emojis if need be; otherwise, and mostly, please try to use words from the rich vocabulary of the English language and alphabet and Latin script, of which there are plenty, and which can very creatively - and smuttily, if you must - be used (including punctuation) if desire... should arise. Thank you.
Wesley J, Circus Host
[Hostly Minor Magick Hat off]
One imagines a pub with a great big target roundel on the wall, so that the Evil Bulldozer-Driver knows what to aim for.
It would have been better as "23-year-old reportedly stabbed; police hunt launched".
I think he already knew: https://tinyurl.com/37f4zkkv
O well - I hope he thinks it was all worthwhile...
Person critical after police incident shuts high street--live updates
"Darn right I'm critical! How am I supposed to do my shopping if you close the street???"
Very sad .... but I think he committed the foul deed long before the trial.
https://flic.kr/p/2rLzkQQ
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/25692554.abingdon-man-smashed-shop-windows-blames-tattoos-hedgehog/
(Note my perpetual grump about the News Page headline and the article headline)
I'm not a fan of tattoos, but hedgehogs are innocent, useful and cute.
I was glancing through the instructions for my wife's new coffee pot, and noticed one of the features listed was a:
COMMENT INFUSER
I was greatly puzzled about what sort of comments were being added to the coffee, but found the text was in French. The corresponding English paragraph was titled, "HOW TO BREW".
Man found dead in churchyard as police cordon off site.
They should of got there earlier, as the locals might say...
Pronunciation does make a difference!
A scary thought. They might breed...