It was going to attribute the end of the greatest empire the world has ever seen to laziness and the discovery of the easy chair, but alas the writer dozed off before he'd finished even the first volume.
or possibly if that has created a need for confession Jack and the Dean's Talk. (provided of course that an apostrophe does not count as an extra letter.)
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Producer: Ken Ham
Just don't go there ...
...but there again
Picnic at Hanging Sock
- the terrible consequences of failing to take in the washing before the guests arrive.
The Lady Varnishes
The Don had a wife at home?
A self-help book to prove that in an era of throwaway fashion the mends themselves can be objects of beauty.
Pretty much sums up my opinion of that piece of bombastic pseudo-spirituality.
Nobody likes cocoa like our dear mamacita likes cocoa
The definitive book for fans of the Cerys Matthews-Mark Roberts band.
Did you know they were choir members?
not available from the cut-price firms currently advertising "cheap and quick" funerals on daytime TV
my personal favourite of the 12 is Books do Furnish a Tomb
A guide for amateur choirs who have got out of sync with the accompanist.
The Recline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
It was going to attribute the end of the greatest empire the world has ever seen to laziness and the discovery of the easy chair, but alas the writer dozed off before he'd finished even the first volume.
Papa had a favorite volume.
a well known supermarket starts its own range of popular photographs:
'The Lidl Prints'.
Hey fryboy, the redhead wants another Blood Of The Martyrs milkshake, and the old guy in the corner says there's not enough sugar in the scrolls.
A whitewash of the economic principles of Marxism
Hove in the time of Cholera
Now that sounds scary!
Woody Allen's 'Hove and Death'
I could go on ......
The Sound and the Furry
A lesser-known fairy tale about an old man who is tested to become the husband to a lonely old lady.
Alas, she needed adult diapers.
Beauty and the Breast.
or possibly if that has created a need for confession
Jack and the Dean's Talk.
(provided of course that an apostrophe does not count as an extra letter.)
The kitchen is a metaphor.
Took the poor guy a month to find lodging. (cf. "No was all he said.")
A day in the life of a lovable Liverpool foursome operating an online business rating site.