Obligators: sounds like ...

Ray Sunshine

Cattywampus: a Beyond Meat™ vegan product simulating roast feline

Nosferatu

Pearl B4 Swine

Nosferatu - a healthy crop of nose hair

Isolation

Amanda B Reckondwyth

Isolation: Someone who conducts guided tours of the sun.

Lapdog

The5thMary

Mystery: A gaggle of unmarried young women who are concerned about forestry.

Sibilant

Raptor Eye

lapdog: Someone who likes to kiss canines

sibilant

BroJames

sibilant insect with soothsaying powers

masticate

Raptor Eye

masticate: a celebrant with a twitch

purpose

Wesley J

purpose: how a model is paid

geranium

Amanda B Reckondwyth

Geranium: a radioactive substance present in the bodies of elderly persons.

Dooryard

Raptor Eye

dooryard: a 3ft portal

attribute

balaam

attribute: An act showing admiration

attraction

stetson

attraction..


What you have when you get lower leg pain from walking around to distribute Anglo-Catholic pamphlets.

kowtow

Piglet

kowtow: cattle transportation

interrogate

Amanda B Reckondwyth

Interrogate: notorious scandal surrounding Prime Minister's Questions.

botched

Raptor Eye

botched: sat down

blighter

stetson

blighter

An author specializing in books about the Bounty mutiny.

STD

(pronounced "ess tee dee")

Mamacita

STD (pron. ess tee dee): the day prior to today

eclipse

Raptor Eye

eclipse: snippets from the internet

cardiograph

Piglet

cardiograph: an instrument for measuring how many Christmas greetings you get

mistletoe

Amanda B Reckondwyth

Mistletoe: launch pad for a weapon of mass destruction.

punctilious

Mamacita

punctilious: having a talent for wordplay

obstreperous

stetson

obstreperous

When you contract Hansen's Disease from a physician specializing in childbirth.

And that brings me to...

Semmelweis

Raptor Eye

semmelweis: when one can’t get enough of simnel cake

nautical

balaam

nautical: Eating cream cakes when you should be slimming.

progressive

Raptor Eye

progressive: those who think it a good thing to be over-assertive in a threatening way

antibody

BroJames

antibody: Manichaean

previous

Amanda B Reckondwyth

Previous: someone whose behavior would have been deemed morally reprehensible in past generations.

Persuasive

Piglet

persuasive: making other people want to become Iranian

quintessence

Wesley J

quintessence: a five-pack of (one's favourite) fragrance

fragrance

Raptor Eye

fragrance: a tendency to cause trouble wherever one goes

distinguish

Amanda B Reckondwyth

Distinguish: to douse a fire by throwing crockery at it.

bold

BroJames

bold Yorkshire dialect for extremely (epithet) old

lemonade

Piglet

lemonade: a procession of dodgy cars

champagne

Wesley J

champagne: not really painful

chamfer

Mamacita

chamfer: a blend of synthetic fabrics mimicking the appearance of mink, raccoon, etc, much preferred by animal rights activists.

perilous

stetson

perilous...

Lacking a matching set.

Et Tu, Brute?

Raptor Eye

Et Tu, Brute? : you greedy great lump!

Incarnation

BroJames

Incarnation a country over-committed to the automobile

limitless

stetson

limitless...

"You shouldn't use your arms and legs so much."

"Limb it" being used as a verb phrase, like "hoof it".

Yuletide

Wesley J

Yuletide: what Mother Ocean tells her kids, reassuringly

precipitately

Piglet

precipitately: just before you take a drink

bauble

Amanda B Reckondwyth

Bauble: a whimper

commode

Mamacita

commode: Fashion of the hoi polloi

moratorium

balaam

moratorium: the Conservatives will get in again

liberation

Ray Sunshine

liberation: A long speech by Sir Ed, explaining why his party lost even more seats this time.

diminish

stetson

diminish...

To complete the eating of a Chinese breakfast dish.

Galileo

Piglet

Galileo: Mr. Di Caprio's boat

In a similar vein ...

Scaramouch

Raptor Eye

scaramouch: when the lips curl up in fear

cartwheel

Pearl B4 Swine

Cartwheel: an athletic move just approved for dressage horses competition. Riders must wear seatbelts.

Pearl B4 Swine

new word: pelicanism