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  • I expect that different past presidents and their bodyguards have a different perception of their personal risk level: I don't believe that Carter did anything that would particularly make him a target, so going somewhere busy without the men in suits would be fine. On the other hand the Bushes upset enough people who have a "direct" approach to settling scores that it would be unwise for them to go out and about without some form of protection.

    It was a fairly big thing over here at the time that Mo Mowlam refused the ongoing security detail that all her predecessors as Northern Ireland Secretary have been given. It was an endorsement of the new status quo following the Good Friday Agreement, but past events made it wise for everyone before her to have the bodyguard for life.
  • LOL.
  • Dave WDave W Shipmate
    Pendragon wrote: »
    I don't believe that Carter did anything that would particularly make him a target
    The Simpsons taught us otherwise.

  • Correction due to cross-posting:

    My
    Golden Key wrote: »
    LOL.

    on this page was in response to
    This is like the elephant traps in my garden, very efficient.

    on the previous page.

    Sorry for any confusion.




  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host
    jbohn wrote: »
    I hope The Orange Fuckstick Who Shall Not Be Named lives a very long time. In a cell at Leavenworth. Or USP Marion.
    As Michael Che said on Saturday Night Live, "I don't wish him dead. I wish him a really lengthy recovery."

    Doing it at either Leavenworth or Marion works!


  • I take it that neither Leavenworth nor Marion are luxury golfing resorts?
    :naughty:
  • Thanks!
    :flushed:

    Leavenworth is a better-looking building, and might remind Trump of Washington DC...
    :naughty:
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    Let’s face it if Trump goes to prison it will be a nice one. He is too rich and is too well known to go to an ordinary prison
  • Hugal wrote: »
    Let’s face it if Trump goes to prison it will be a nice one. He is too rich and is too well known to go to an ordinary prison

    "Club Fed" as I have heard it called.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    I don't think the choice would be his, despite what his lawyers might try to accomplish.
  • HuiaHuia Shipmate
    edited October 2020
    If it were a federal prison could the next Republican President pardon him?
  • 8 years would leave him an old man, and without all the practice he gets his golf swing will be well and truly off.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Huia wrote: »
    If it were a federal prison could the next Republican President pardon him?

    For federal crimes, unfortunately yes.
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    But not state crimes. So if he gets in trouble with the IRS, he might be in luck. But if NY goes after him with all barrels...
  • New York state prisons include Sing Sing and Attica; however, if convicted and jailed he is more likely to go to a medium or minimum security prison.
  • I would think he'd probably have to be in solitary confinement, or maybe some place that has groups of small groups. Of course, AIUI, the latter involves good behavior, which is not in his wheelhouse. And being incarcerated *with* him might well be "cruel and unusual punishment" for those unlucky prisoners.

    Would he have Secret Service?
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    I'd think he'd have to. Boy, that would be fun assignment for the folks in suits and earpieces! :frowning:
  • Maybe a disused oil rig at sea, somewhere? Kind of like Sea Land, but not.
  • Surely, if he's in prison under the care of professional, highly trained and well paid guards* there'd be no need for Secret Service until he's let out.

    * yes, I know. But, wouldn't improving the training and salaries of prison guards be a better use of the secret service budget than putting extra guys in the jail.
  • Alan--

    Except national security and all that. If a former president is in danger from enemies that might kidnap or kill the president, unless a ransom is paid, secrets are revealed, etc., Secret Service (as good, or near its best) needs to keep the ex-pres safe.

    Prison guards probably do need raises and training. But since horrible things happen in prisons all the time, they can't be relied on to keep an ex-pres safe.
  • Napoleon. Was it arsenic?
  • Depends which account of his exile you read!

    Some say the damp atmosphere of St Helena, and the arsenic in the wallpaper paste (!), contributed to His Imperial Majesty's premature death.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Not the paste, but the actual wallpaper, since arsenic was used for the green colour. And not just in the 18teens - Mr Morris's admired designs were still being printed with arsenic ('Scheele's Green') in the 1860s.
  • I suppose you could have one guy sitting outside his cell all the time. Mealtimes, exercise, showers--well, that would all depend on the kind of treatment he a) merits b) manages to unjustly scrounge. But I think they'd be justified in severely limiting his contacts with the rest of the population on grounds of risk. Which in turn lowers his call on Secret Service agents.
  • Firenze wrote: »
    Not the paste, but the actual wallpaper, since arsenic was used for the green colour. And not just in the 18teens - Mr Morris's admired designs were still being printed with arsenic ('Scheele's Green') in the 1860s.
    When he was also a director of an arsenic mine, I believe.

    Egg curry for tea, which is really boiled eggs with the remains of last night’s Thai green lentil curry.
    I’m teaching in an hour (an introduction to a module on death, dying and bereavement) but after this evening I get a couple of week’s respite from evening tutorials. Hooray!
  • lol - wrong thread - I thought I was on the Brit thread. Every thread turns to food in the end...
  • Firenze wrote: »
    Not the paste, but the actual wallpaper, since arsenic was used for the green colour. And not just in the 18teens - Mr Morris's admired designs were still being printed with arsenic ('Scheele's Green') in the 1860s.

    I stand corrected, and will amend my Directory of Murder Methods accordingly.
    :wink:

  • Murder wallpaper. Gotta love it.
  • For the purpose of removing a Certain Present-Day Emperor, it would need to be orange...
    :naughty:
  • Naples Yellow might be close enough to the correct shade.
  • Indeed it might. It's not quite orange, but it would do.

    Imagine, if you will, a spacious cell, sunny, light, and papered in a pleasant Naples Yellow coloured patterned wallpaper.

    Bearing in mind that the paper is impregnated with a form of antimony, consider now the following abstract from Wikipedia:

    Antimony toxicity occurs either due to occupational exposure or during therapy. Occupational exposure may cause respiratory irritation, pneumoconiosis, antimony spots on the skin and gastrointestinal symptoms.

    O dear. The paste used was not strong enough, and the inmate of the cell will therefore have to be constantly re-sticking his wallpaper to the walls.

    A useful addition to my Directory of Murder Methods ('Subtle' section).
  • If Napoleon died from arsenic, then I presume he wasn't one of the rulers who took gradually-increasing doses of arsenic to build up a tolerance, just in case?
  • No, he was murdered - by the rulers of Perfidious Albion...
    :disappointed:
  • lol - wrong thread - I thought I was on the Brit thread. Every thread turns to food in the end...

    If only for worms.
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    You don’t need to go to all that trouble with wallpaper. Just feed him a lot of burned starchy food. That contains acrylamide which is toxic when taken in high enough quantities
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    He'll soon be toast...
  • Barnabas62Barnabas62 Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host, Epiphanies Host
    No hostages the fortune, please! Three weeks is a long time in politics.
  • Hugal wrote: »
    You don’t need to go to all that trouble with wallpaper. Just feed him a lot of burned starchy food. That contains acrylamide which is toxic when taken in high enough quantities
    Firenze wrote: »
    He'll soon be toast...

    I saw what you did there @Firenze :lol:

  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Napoleon? (Last person under discussion). Now we are innocently collecting Sources of Domestic Poisoning - so far green wallpaper and burnt toast.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited October 2020
    Bleach?
    :naughty:

    Which, of course, will have been purchased quite openly, for the purpose of cleaning off the mould behind the green wallpaper...

    (BTW, I rather thought we were considering Simple but Effective ways of disposing of a more present-day Emperor...).
  • You may think that ... but speculating about how a historical figure may have been exposed to toxins is a lot less likely to lead to legal complications.
  • Yes. Thanks @Alan Cresswell for a timely warning, which has been duly heeded.

    I'm afraid I was letting my imagination run away with me...
    :disappointed:
  • HugalHugal Shipmate
    What if we say we’re doing a project?
  • I somehow don't think the Admins would be convinced...

    It might, however, be mildly entertaining to consider how Napoleon, or any other historical figure, would tackle the Covid-19 business, were s/he alive today, but that's probably a Circus thread...
  • Did Napoleon have any sort of inventive tech "wizard"? Like Eliz. I's John Dee, or Q in the Bond movies? Or a skilled {apothecary, herbalist, alchemist, healer}?
  • It is recorded that after the failure of the siege of Acre 1799, Napoleon dealt with plague-stricken men thus:

    Bonaparte began with an army of 13,000 men; 1,500 were reported missing, 1,200 died in combat, and thousands perished from disease—mostly bubonic plague. He failed to reduce the fortress of Acre, so he marched his army back to Egypt in May. To speed up the retreat, Bonaparte ordered plague-stricken men to be poisoned with opium; the number who died remains disputed, ranging from a low of 30 to a high of 580.
    :scream:

    Perhaps he didn't need an assistant...

    OTOH, perhaps those who would have died from the bubonic plague in any case had an easier death than they might otherwise have had.
  • Golden Key wrote: »
    Did Napoleon have any sort of inventive tech "wizard"? Like Eliz. I's John Dee, or Q in the Bond movies? Or a skilled {apothecary, herbalist, alchemist, healer}?
    I think Mr Johnson (or, maybe Cummings) has a homoeopath, certainly the government seems to think that watering down scientific advice will still be effective.
  • I suspect a tame sociopath, training them in the way they feel they should go, is more likely...
    :disappointed:
  • Homely sociopath. Describes several.
    Off to eat some word salad.
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