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a gang of

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juvenile unpotted aspidistrae

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which were running

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from secateur wielding

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Donald Trump’s very

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important friends, who

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fell down in

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abject worship of

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the gold plated

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golf club that

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was banned in

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the pruning shears

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(non sequitur secateurs?)

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orchestra, which played

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skiffle while riding

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in the Grand

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Canyon of Doom.

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The inflatable raft

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(complete with paddle)

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contained three people

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who wouldn't ordinarily

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willingly share a

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streetcar named Desire

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because rafts aren't

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really much of

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a deterrent against

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giant carnivorous tadpoles

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a conversation starter

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at any party,

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Meanwhile, the great

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carnivorous tadpoles were

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challenging the whales

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which swam in

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circles around them,

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at the same time

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as 37 Olympic

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Russian drug cheaters

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provided urine samples

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which all proved

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the existence of

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steroids which Putin

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preferred to vodka.

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However, political implications

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and thought police

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did not stop

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thinking, though many

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gave that impression

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by voting for

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a strange creature

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with blonde hair