Three Word Story

balaam

and ghosts which

kbe

, shipworms, prions, quarks

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and vultures, until

Piglet

, lo and behold,

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a heavenly band

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marched in, playing

Golden Key

. BUT chocolatey coating

kbe

prevented embouchure lipping

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by the clarinet

Piglet

players, whose smooth,

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boring music belied

Twilight

Benny Goodman's swing

kbe

and backyard trampoline.

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Benny Badman's swing

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, in contrast, left

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us drunk and

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unable to stand

Twilight

at attention when

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the bugler sounded

kbe

like a kazoo

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, signalling the arrival

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of prisoners who

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escaped last Tuesday

Piglet

from Alcatraz. Meanwhile,

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at Wembley Stadium,

Raptor Eye

a flock of

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wild pole vaulters

kbe

swallowed their poles

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chewing bite-sized pieces

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of unpeeled pineapples

Twilight

intending to digest

kbe

skin and crown

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but barfing instead.

Raptor Eye

Under the light

Piglet

of the silvery

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reflection, the politician

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lit a cigar

Piglet

, took a puff

kbe

skoffed at insinuations

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about his half-hearted

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support for the

kbe

Flat Earth Society

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, and phoned for

Raptor Eye

a large hot

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steaming bowl of

Golden Key

squirming Klingon gach

Raptor Eye

which turned out

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well, with prune

kbe

pit marmalade spread

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adding its characteristic