Three Word Story

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"gotta go' urgency

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for non-Klingons because

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they failed to

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practice sphincter control

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, causing embarrassment to

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only non-Klingons (duh!)

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who self-isolated from

Piglet

last Tuesday until

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last Tuesday afternoon

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Meanwhile, in Wyoming

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, where the buffalo

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shop online exclusivly,

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seldom hearing discouraging

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statistics about bison

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, moose, or coyotes,

kbe

suffering from tinnitus,

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a cowboy rode

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a bicycle to

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the nearest airport

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,lassoed a jet

balaam

, which was impounded,

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whistling 'Lead, Kindly

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Light' and juggling

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with five large

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runway lamps, causing

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incoming aircraft to

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near-miss space-alien ships

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whose passengers were

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in a hurry

Piglet

to get back

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to the garden

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and relax. The

Miffy

cowboy tripped over

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a passing rattlesnake

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which bit him

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, narrowly missing his

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spurs and sinking

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hopes for a

Piglet

British win at

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the Strictly Come

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quietly or there'll

balaam

be trouble with

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geriatric clown wannabes

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their red noses

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from being punched

balaam

as they should

Piglet

stay indoors and

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use tissues to

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wipe off any

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vodka, bourbon, whiskey,