Russ the Bigot

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  • Ooh lovely! Where have you been keeping these phrases all my life???
  • Ooh lovely! Where have you been keeping these phrases all my life???

    You may regret asking that.
  • Imagine the Ship getting together for an act of worship, and the sermon containing all these phrases. Don't think they'll appear in any other liturgical context.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    It would certainly make the General Confession a bit racier.
  • LeRocLeRoc Shipmate
    edited October 2019
    I'm in favour of reopening CoF just once to do this.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    IME, Wankpuffin and Cockwomble and all the similar terms originally seemed to arise on Social Media as ways to describe Britain First leaders.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Apropos of nothing, can anyone define what a cretinous cockwomble is?

    I'd have thought it's a plonker as opposed to a knob - acting more out of stupidity than malevolence. More Int 7 Chaotic Neutral than Int 15 Chaotic Evil.
  • Firenze wrote: »
    It would certainly make the General Confession a bit racier.

    Or the Litany:

    From all Cockwombles, Wankpuffins and Arsebadgers,
    Good Lord deliver us.
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    edited October 2019
    Russ wrote: »
    It took me years to cotton on to this particular bullying trick.
    You mean the bullying trick you're now using? Repeatedly asking for definitions, ignoring the answers, and then asking again pretending your questions weren't answered? And then lying about other people's expressed views?
    But now you've cottoned onto the trick you're using it again and again?
  • Firenze wrote: »
    It would certainly make the General Confession a bit racier.

    Or the Litany:

    From all Cockwombles, Wankpuffins and Arsebadgers,
    Good Lord deliver us.

    I may need to use this now that an Election has been called.
  • DoublethinkDoublethink Shipmate
    edited October 2019
    ALMIGHTY God, Father of our Lord Jesus Christ,

    Maker of all things, judge of all men;
    We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wicked shitgibbering,
    Which we, from time to time, most grievously have committed,
    By thought, wankgannetry, and cretinous cockwomblehood,
    Against thy Divine Majesty,
    Provoking most justly Thy wrath and indignation against us.
    We do earnestly repent,
    And are heartily sorry for this our shambolic cockbothering;
    The remembrance of this is grievous unto us;
    The burden of this is like unto the pain of flesh trapped in the maw of the arsebadger
    Have mercy upon us,
    Have mercy upon us, most merciful Father;
    For Thy Son our Lord Jesus Christ's sake,
    Forgive us all that is past;
    And grant that we may ever hereafter
    Serve and please Thee in newness of life,
    To the honour and glory of Thy Name;
    Through Jesus Christ our Lord.

    Amen.
  • :notworthy:
  • Okay, we just laughed ourselves sillyhere. Quotesfile!
  • Thank you!
  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    Superb 🤣
  • jbohnjbohn Shipmate
    Love it!
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