Imagine the Ship getting together for an act of worship, and the sermon containing all these phrases. Don't think they'll appear in any other liturgical context.
Apropos of nothing, can anyone define what a cretinous cockwomble is?
I'd have thought it's a plonker as opposed to a knob - acting more out of stupidity than malevolence. More Int 7 Chaotic Neutral than Int 15 Chaotic Evil.
It took me years to cotton on to this particular bullying trick.
You mean the bullying trick you're now using? Repeatedly asking for definitions, ignoring the answers, and then asking again pretending your questions weren't answered? And then lying about other people's expressed views?
But now you've cottoned onto the trick you're using it again and again?
Maker of all things, judge of all men;
We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wicked shitgibbering,
Which we, from time to time, most grievously have committed,
By thought, wankgannetry, and cretinous cockwomblehood,
Against thy Divine Majesty,
Provoking most justly Thy wrath and indignation against us.
We do earnestly repent,
And are heartily sorry for this our shambolic cockbothering;
The remembrance of this is grievous unto us;
The burden of this is like unto the pain of flesh trapped in the maw of the arsebadger
Have mercy upon us,
Have mercy upon us, most merciful Father;
For Thy Son our Lord Jesus Christ's sake,
Forgive us all that is past;
And grant that we may ever hereafter
Serve and please Thee in newness of life,
To the honour and glory of Thy Name;
Through Jesus Christ our Lord.
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You may regret asking that.
I'd have thought it's a plonker as opposed to a knob - acting more out of stupidity than malevolence. More Int 7 Chaotic Neutral than Int 15 Chaotic Evil.
Or the Litany:
From all Cockwombles, Wankpuffins and Arsebadgers,
Good Lord deliver us.
But now you've cottoned onto the trick you're using it again and again?
I may need to use this now that an Election has been called.
Maker of all things, judge of all men;
We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wicked shitgibbering,
Which we, from time to time, most grievously have committed,
By thought, wankgannetry, and cretinous cockwomblehood,
Against thy Divine Majesty,
Provoking most justly Thy wrath and indignation against us.
We do earnestly repent,
And are heartily sorry for this our shambolic cockbothering;
The remembrance of this is grievous unto us;
The burden of this is like unto the pain of flesh trapped in the maw of the arsebadger
Have mercy upon us,
Have mercy upon us, most merciful Father;
For Thy Son our Lord Jesus Christ's sake,
Forgive us all that is past;
And grant that we may ever hereafter
Serve and please Thee in newness of life,
To the honour and glory of Thy Name;
Through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Amen.