Colin Smith

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  • ...in fact,

    "Not without some effort, Joyce's husband arose from the lounger and, as far as his stiffened joints and shrunken costume would allow, squared up to the young interloper. 'Come on lad, let's get over to the changing booths and I'll lend you my spare one piece.'"

    I thought that was going in a very different direction....
  • ...in fact,

    "Not without some effort, Joyce's husband arose from the lounger and, as far as his stiffened joints and shrunken costume would allow, squared up to the young interloper. 'Come on lad, let's get over to the changing booths and I'll lend you my spare one piece.'"

    Regardless of the pretext, if we have Joyce's husband entering a changing booth in the company of a nubile young pool boy, we've segued into a whole other sub-genre of, ahem, literature.
  • I thought that was going in a very different direction....
    So [crosspost] did I!
  • "I'll show you my one piece"?
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    edited November 2019
    Glumly, Joyce picked up her towel and a suntan oil-stained Joanna Trollope. Well, that wasn't going to be the only well-oiled trollop round here shortly.

    Sliding on to a bar stool, she gave a smouldering glance at the bar boy and croaked huskily 'Gimme a whisky, ginger ale on the side, and don't be stingy, baby'.
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    She settled Joanna Trollope on the bar stool next to her and retrieving a red-spotted handkerchief from her capacious beach bag she began to mop up the excess sun tan oil. Weakly Joanna indicated to the bar boy that she’d have a large gin and tonic.

    Wheezing slightly, the bar boy shooed off his little granddaughter to her mother and reached for the ice tongs.
  • anoesis wrote: »
    ...in fact,

    "Not without some effort, Joyce's husband arose from the lounger and, as far as his stiffened joints and shrunken costume would allow, squared up to the young interloper. 'Come on lad, let's get over to the changing booths and I'll lend you my spare one piece.'"

    Regardless of the pretext, if we have Joyce's husband entering a changing booth in the company of a nubile young pool boy, we've segued into a whole other sub-genre of, ahem, literature.

    What kind? I know it's not Chuck Tingle seeing as they're both human.
  • What kind? I know it's not Chuck Tingle seeing as they're both human.
    Hm. You have just educated me - although I think I could have done without knowing about that guy. Anyway, I was just thinking of bog-standard gay erotica, which I think does count as a separate sub-genre from, say, the works of the aforementioned Joanna Trollope...

    Wait a minute! I don't remember it being stated that either of them are human, actually! Plenty of creatures possess hairy paunches, and if the pool boy's trunks are sliding down his muscular metatarsals, he ain't shaped like any human I know...
  • <wonders to self> will we ever talk about Colin Smith on this thread again?
  • Firenze wrote: »
    ...metatarsals


    AFF

    I was thinking arms. Or neck. Lots of possibilities.

    I favor alliterative silliness.

    AFF
  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host
    mousethief wrote: »
    <wonders to self> will we ever talk about Colin Smith on this thread again?
    Sure. How do we get him and SusanDoris to stop wrecking perfectly good Purg threads?

  • Rossweisse wrote: »
    mousethief wrote: »
    <wonders to self> will we ever talk about Colin Smith on this thread again?
    Sure. How do we get him and SusanDoris to stop wrecking perfectly good Purg threads?

    Not sure whether to post a link to "It's Impossible" by Perry Como, or "Dreamer" by Supertramp.
  • Rossweisse wrote: »
    mousethief wrote: »
    <wonders to self> will we ever talk about Colin Smith on this thread again?
    Sure. How do we get him and SusanDoris to stop wrecking perfectly good Purg threads?
    'wrecking'? I think perhaps that is somewhat OTT. This is, after all, Purgatory and as far as I am aware, I have not breached any forum code of conduct rules.

  • anoesis wrote: »
    What kind? I know it's not Chuck Tingle seeing as they're both human.
    Hm. You have just educated me - although I think I could have done without knowing about that guy. Anyway, I was just thinking of bog-standard gay erotica, which I think does count as a separate sub-genre from, say, the works of the aforementioned Joanna Trollope...

    Wait a minute! I don't remember it being stated that either of them are human, actually! Plenty of creatures possess hairy paunches, and if the pool boy's trunks are sliding down his muscular metatarsals, he ain't shaped like any human I know...

    Everyone should know about Chuck Tingle. It's important to be aware that decent people can still want to write erotic fiction about being pounded in the butt by sapient abstract concepts and dinosaurs.
  • Rossweisse wrote: »
    mousethief wrote: »
    <wonders to self> will we ever talk about Colin Smith on this thread again?
    Sure. How do we get him and SusanDoris to stop wrecking perfectly good Purg threads?

    Indeed. I accept the OP doesn't get to control how a thread develops, but the point of the infant baptism vs communion thread wasn't supposed to be whether infant baptism is or isn't a good thing. I know there are perfectly good reasons why people disagree with infant baptism. The point was supposed to be, if we do have infant baptism, then why not infant communion as well.
  • I see there is a slight error in my post - this is Hell !
  • It’s not a very hellish, but here is a new thread to accommodate the tangent, which seems to be a broader question and I thought could make an interesting separate discussion:

    Belief, choice and education

    @SusanDoris
  • Cameron wrote: »
    It’s not a very hellish, but here is a new thread to accommodate the tangent, which seems to be a broader question and I thought could make an interesting separate discussion:

    Belief, choice and education

    @SusanDoris
    I have had a quick look - and it certainly sounds interesting.

  • RossweisseRossweisse Hell Host, 8th Day Host
    SusanDoris wrote: »
    Rossweisse wrote: »
    mousethief wrote: »
    <wonders to self> will we ever talk about Colin Smith on this thread again?
    Sure. How do we get him and SusanDoris to stop wrecking perfectly good Purg threads?
    'wrecking'? I think perhaps that is somewhat OTT. This is, after all, Purgatory and as far as I am aware, I have not breached any forum code of conduct rules.
    No, it's Hell. You were doing your old "Have you ever considered that you might be wrong about God?" routine on a Purg thread specifically devoted to a discussion between Christians of infant baptism and infant communion. You and Colin Smith were both telling parents that they had no business teaching their children their religious beliefs. Well, now there's a Purg thread where it's legitimate to discuss that issue. I just hope the other thread can regain its focus.


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