I'm not fucking oppressed enough!
Lamb Chopped
Shipmate
in Hell
Lilbuddha has made it clear that Epiphanies is not to be used for groups that are insufficiently oppressed. So I thought we might corral them here. And maybe, if we like, we can generate enough mutual oppression so that we can pass her strict standards and aspire to that Holy of Holies, Epiphanies.
I'll go first, then. I'm a member of the keeps-my-fucking-desk-CLEAN minority, and oh, woe, I am insufficiently oppressed. Not to mention the I-hate-Christmas-group, and the cilantro-is-delicious crew.
Will nobody oppress me?
I'll go first, then. I'm a member of the keeps-my-fucking-desk-CLEAN minority, and oh, woe, I am insufficiently oppressed. Not to mention the I-hate-Christmas-group, and the cilantro-is-delicious crew.
Will nobody oppress me?
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Why anyone could oppress a whole damn country is beyond my understanding and your intolerance of the letter C is noted by all right-thinking people.
Link, please?
Thx.
No. I know you know the correct spelling is with a K.
Don't get cute with me, boomer.
See Styx thread on the living with XY.
That's just typical of your QWERTY-normative Basic Latin Character Set privilege.
Everyone knows the correct spelling is Қазақстан, with little tails on the K.
*I recently learned that apparently Moldovan is basically Romanian in Cyrillic script...
AND we come right round again.
That's oppressive.
HOW DARE YOU! You little twit. Pissport wanker.
I feel oppressed by this.
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
@lilbuddha seems to cry ‘oppression’ in every single discussion.
I wonder what s/he’s like at dinner parties?
Oooops - s/he probably doesn’t have dinner parties - oppressive gatherings. I’ll go and check my privilege 🙄
Resistance is useless!
Good. My work is done
I feel extremely oppressed by the fact that I had to Google that. You are taking advantage of my status as a Non Culinary Person and it's probably against my human rights.
And I had to Google this. I think you are dead to all shame, Lamb Chopped.
[rubs hands] "dead to all shame," now THERE'S a description I wanna post on my cube at work. You make me sound so... interesting.
I mean not in real life, but here on the Ship?
Or is that just self-flagellation?
Ooh, you are naughty.... but I like you.
God, that dates me.
I fling soap, tinfoil and vomit at the rest of you.
No that bloody hell doesn't count! Get back in your closet!
Maybe that's not the thing @Colin Smith is oppressed for. [He says, looking at the person in question's giant, neon dunce cap.]