Enough with your fake oppression. Don't you know that people who are really oppressed take offense at the possibility that fake oppressees might have a discussion somewhere on the internet about their fake needs with fake in-jokes?
I mean come on you people. Pull yourself together, admit your privilege and then shut up.
We're talking about oppression here, mousethief. No, you can't see the terms and conditions in writing! You'll accept them sight unseen, and you'll like it.
Much did I range when young
Being by the world oppressed:
But now with flattering tongue
It speeds the parting guest.
I used to want to plant bombs at the Last Night of the Proms;
But now you'll find me with the baby;
in the bathroom;
with the big shell listening to the sound of the sea.
Robert, Robert, you poor, sad man, you missed the message. Ruth is not inflicting pain on herself - you are the target. Besides which clunky shoes pack a punch.
Robert, Robert, you poor, sad man, you missed the message. Ruth is not inflicting pain on herself - you are the target. Besides which clunky shoes pack a punch.
In my experience, stilettos oppress the wearer more than anyone else.
Robert, Robert, you poor, sad man, you missed the message. Ruth is not inflicting pain on herself - you are the target. Besides which clunky shoes pack a punch.
In my experience, stilettos oppress the wearer more than anyone else.
Definitely Rossweisse. My balance has never been good enough for stilettos mainly because I have petite feet and 4 or 5 inch heels would have me standing on tiptoes.
Robert, Robert, you poor, sad man, you missed the message. Ruth is not inflicting pain on herself - you are the target. Besides which clunky shoes pack a punch.
In my experience, stilettos oppress the wearer more than anyone else.
Definitely Rossweisse. My balance has never been good enough for stilettos mainly because I have petite feet and 4 or 5 inch heels would have me standing on tiptoes.
Same here. In addition, because of scoliosis, my left leg is shorter than my right, and I have to have a lift on that shoe. You can't put a lift on a stiletto heel.
Robert, Robert, you poor, sad man, you missed the message. Ruth is not inflicting pain on herself - you are the target. Besides which clunky shoes pack a punch.
In my experience, stilettos oppress the wearer more than anyone else.
Definitely Rossweisse. My balance has never been good enough for stilettos mainly because I have petite feet and 4 or 5 inch heels would have me standing on tiptoes.
Same here. In addition, because of scoliosis, my left leg is shorter than my right, and I have to have a lift on that shoe. You can't put a lift on a stiletto heel.
Robert, Robert, you poor, sad man, you missed the message. Ruth is not inflicting pain on herself - you are the target. Besides which clunky shoes pack a punch.
In my experience, stilettos oppress the wearer more than anyone else.
Definitely Rossweisse. My balance has never been good enough for stilettos mainly because I have petite feet and 4 or 5 inch heels would have me standing on tiptoes.
Same here. In addition, because of scoliosis, my left leg is shorter than my right, and I have to have a lift on that shoe. You can't put a lift on a stiletto heel.
They don't make telescoping stilettos? Sad.
This is the kind of innovation we need if we want to Make America Great Again!
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I trust your find our tokenism suitably opppressive.
Being by the world oppressed:
But now with flattering tongue
It speeds the parting guest.
We aim to please.
The dispenser is empty. Tough.
I really don't want to know what you do with your tongue, to guests or otherwise.
I mean come on you people. Pull yourself together, admit your privilege and then shut up.
Awful. It's awful. Nothing is more oppressive than an erroneous, unchecked, insouciant Mandy quote. Yooooou oppressive bastard.
Spreadsheet?
Can I see your terms and conditions in writing? Is there a sign on the wall I can peruse?
I used to want to plant bombs at the Last Night of the Proms;
But now you'll find me with the baby;
in the bathroom;
with the big shell listening to the sound of the sea.
Do you still wear stilettos?
You don't get what you want when you're oppressed. And the most insidious oppression is the one you embrace.
@Robert Armin: For you I don't wear stilettos! I wear sensible, clunky flats. Oppression, remember?
Sheesh! Some of you are very unclear on the concept here.
It was a long time ago! Now you're oppressing me because my memory is not what it was. Anyway, I wasn't that big a fan of Frankie Howard.
But the stilettos were so painful! Don't they count?
Well you can't. Is that oppressive enough for you?
Thank you! Thank you so much!
Definitely Rossweisse. My balance has never been good enough for stilettos mainly because I have petite feet and 4 or 5 inch heels would have me standing on tiptoes.
Great post! I'm impressed...
They don't make telescoping stilettos? Sad.
This is the kind of innovation we need if we want to Make America Great Again!
Gotta make sure the batteries are fresh.
(erm - could you cut a bit off the heel on the right foot?