Proof Americans and Brits speak a different language

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  • MMMMMM Shipmate
    There’s a Leigh pronounced Lie in Surrey as well.

    MMM
  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    And a Leigh on Mendip in Somerset, pronounced lie.
  • The Italian (mainly Sicilian) growers of the Lea Valley started off by growing cucumbers, branching out into peppers after WWII. The UK's largest glasshouse for peppers is on the site of the WWII fighter airfield at Tangmere in Sussex.
  • I don't know why I typed 'Leigh' but as Gracious Rebel pointed out, 'Green papers' was predictive text.
  • There's a store called Lee Valley in Canada. Sells high gadgets, tools and garden stuff.

    Re drinks from above. Does any other locale have the drink called a "red eye"? Half beer, half tomato juice.
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    Glad to say that I've never heard of it here, by that or any other name.
  • PigwidgeonPigwidgeon Shipmate
    I've heard of "red eyes" but have never had any desire whatsoever to do any personal research.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    Never heard of the drink, but we we have red-eye gravy here (the American South), which is made from the drippings of country ham and black coffee, and is typically served with ham or grits.

  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    There's a store called Lee Valley in Canada. Sells high gadgets, tools and garden stuff.

    Re drinks from above. Does any other locale have the drink called a "red eye"? Half beer, half tomato juice.
    That sounds revolting.

  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    Yuk 🤢!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    That does indeed sound very nasty. :grimace:
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    There must surely be someone somewhere who likes tomato juice? Or is it a joke pub managers have been playing on the rest of the world?
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    It’s a very strange thing for me. I loathe tomato juice and I loathe vodka. However, I don’t mind Bloody Marys at all.

  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    I like tomato juice, but I wouldn’t drink it in beer. I like taramasalata, but I wouldn’t eat it with chocolate cake.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    edited May 2020
    BroJames wrote: »
    I like tomato juice, but I wouldn’t drink it in beer. I like taramasalata, but I wouldn’t eat it with chocolate cake.

    With you on the beer and tomato juice, but taramasalata without chocolate cake? Heathen!
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    Eh. I wouldn't eat taramasalata or chocolate cake.

    I know. The latter of those makes me very weird, but I just don't like it. Or chocolate ice cream.

  • How many of you have actually tried a Red Eye? (beer and tomato juice) Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. The mix of flavours is surprising.



  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    It's not so much the taste of tomato juice as the texture; it reminds me of... plasma.

    The only time I would drink it is on an aeroplane (remember those) when they offer the Complementary Beverage (remember those) and the minuscule snack. Tomato juice with Worcester and celery salt.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Waste of good beer.
  • Do not knock a Red One as it is called here in California until you have tried it. Great with a fresh caught trout at breakfast when out camping.
  • Ah. I deduce from the comment about California and camping that you don't mean tomato juice and beer, you mean tomato juice and lager.

    Still sounds disgusting.
  • Leorning CnihtLeorning Cniht Shipmate
    edited May 2020
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Waste of good beer.

    I don't believe the honourable shipmate from Canada mentioned "good" beer. If what he had was Molson's or Labatt's, it's not like adding tomato juice to it would make it much worse.
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    KarlLB wrote: »
    Waste of good beer.

    I don't believe the honourable shipmate from Canada mentioned "good" beer. If what he had was Molson's or Labatt's, it's not like adding tomato juice to it would make it much worse.

    It would make thin fizzy tomato juice.
  • Other than I'm not very honourable, yes. Generic beer isn't harmed by adulteration. You may add some Tabasco sauce to a Red Eye if that tickles your fancy.

    Probably few of you have had a caesar either: clamato juice (tomato and clam juice), vodka, hot sauce, worcestershire sauce. A stick of celery or a pickle for garnish. Popular enough that Lucky Bastard makes a dill pickle vodka .
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Other than I'm not very honourable, yes. Generic beer isn't harmed by adulteration. You may add some Tabasco sauce to a Red Eye if that tickles your fancy.

    Probably few of you have had a caesar either: clamato juice (tomato and clam juice), vodka, hot sauce, worcestershire sauce. A stick of celery or a pickle for garnish. Popular enough that Lucky Bastard makes a dill pickle vodka .
    Why not add gefilte fish to make it really repulsive?

  • Bloody hell!

    Look, I know Saskatoon is wierd. It's got temperatures of minus 172 degrees at the height of summer and everyone has a walk on fridge in order to keep warm and the entire population could fit inside a passport photo booth.

    If that wasn't bad enough they mix beer and tomato juice.

    This thread shouldn't be about whether Americans and British speak a different language, it ought to be about how NoProfit inhabits a completely different planet to the rest of us.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Dafyd wrote: »
    There must surely be someone somewhere who likes tomato juice?
    There is - me - but I'm definitely sceptical about mixing it with beer. And I managed to spend 16 years in Canada without having a Caesar, although I did have a taste of one once, and it wasn't nearly as repulsive as I'd imagined.

    Like Firenze, I find it's often what I want to go with those silly little bags of pretzels* on the plane.

    * I appreciate that they have to eschew peanuts in case of allergic reactions, but I do rather miss them.

    My apologies to the Heavenly hosts - I've strayed a bit from the topic here. :blush:
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    There's a store called Lee Valley in Canada. Sells high gadgets, tools and garden stuff.

    Re drinks from above. Does any other locale have the drink called a "red eye"? Half beer, half tomato juice.

    Texas has a Red Eye Bloody Mary Mix. Usually, the hot sauce is very hot.

    They also talk about a Red Eye Beer which is half beer, half tomato juice, and a dash of hot sauce.

    Then there is this
    Texas Red-Eye

    The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
    Urban Dictionary
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate
    Hmmmm. I wonder if tomato and beer *soup* might work better? With an artisan grilled cheese sandwich. And a pile of German fries--either the very long shoestring type, or the slab/wedge type.
  • German Fries? Not something we're familiar with in the UK.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    German Fries? Not something we're familiar with in the UK.
    Not something we’re familiar with in the American South either.

  • Nick Tamen wrote: »
    Eh. I wouldn't eat taramasalata or chocolate cake.

    I know. The latter of those makes me very weird, but I just don't like it. Or chocolate ice cream.

    Do you need an exorcism? Long range is half price.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    Nick Tamen wrote: »
    Eh. I wouldn't eat taramasalata or chocolate cake.

    I know. The latter of those makes me very weird, but I just don't like it. Or chocolate ice cream.

    Do you need an exorcism? Long range is half price.
    :lol:

    Thanks, but I’m quite content with my peculiar possession. There are some chocolate things I like, but generally speaking chocolate just doesn’t do much for me; it’s definitely not something I crave.

    As I tell my family and friends, it means more chocolate for them.
  • Golden KeyGolden Key Shipmate
    Well, I had them on a long-ago trip to Germany. Might well have been served in Austria, too. Came out piled on big platters for people at the table to share.

    Hence, "German fries". When I wrote the original post, I almost called them "German French fries"!
    ;)
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    I'm still having trouble with the German "fries". What was different about them - something in the cooking of them or just that you were served a large platter of chips in Germany?

    What I'm really having trouble with though is the "artisan grilled cheese sandwich" - what on earth is that?
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    Gee D wrote: »
    What I'm really having trouble with though is the "artisan grilled cheese sandwich" - what on earth is that?
    “Artisan bread” and “artisan sandwiches” have become A Thing in the States. I think it’s supposed to mean foods (in this case, bread and cheese) made in relatively small quantities using traditional methods, rather than factory-produced. But as best I can tell, it’s mainly marketing-speak that means you pay more for them.

  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    Surely it’s two slices of Wonder White round a Bega Cheese Slice and grilled by an artisan of some description - a printer maybe, or a potter.
  • PriscillaPriscilla Shipmate
    Nick Tamen, I’m another who’s not keen on chocolate, although I make an exception for Hotel Chocolat, especially for their white chocolate, their mojitos, their raspberry, their straw berry cheesecake......
    Otherwise, most chocolate, or “chocolate flavour “, just tastes brown. Very few chocolatey things actually taste of chocolate.
  • jedijudyjedijudy Heaven Host, 8th Day Host
    mild hostly concern
    @Piglet tried to get the thread back on track! It didn't work, did it? :joy: So, let's get back to our original path.
    (BTW, there's nothing stopping someone from starting a thread on disgusting beverages!)

    Oh, and @Gamma Gamaliel , I suspect you were being lighthearted in your post about NOprophet_NØprofit , but in a text based medium, I could be wrong. It's probably best not to write something that might be construed as an attack on a Shipmate.

    Thank you!
    jj-HH
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Nick Tamen wrote: »
    Gee D wrote: »
    What I'm really having trouble with though is the "artisan grilled cheese sandwich" - what on earth is that?
    “Artisan bread” and “artisan sandwiches” have become A Thing in the States. I think it’s supposed to mean foods (in this case, bread and cheese) made in relatively small quantities using traditional methods, rather than factory-produced. But as best I can tell, it’s mainly marketing-speak that means you pay more for them.
    I think we can agree that on this, both languages are the same. 'Artisan' on both sides of the Atlantic is an adjective shoved onto things to mean you're supposed to think they were handcrafted at dawn by someone who served a long, long apprenticeship and really, really loves you, but actually means it costs more, and probably looks a bit tacky round the edges.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    My pet example in that genre of marketing-speak is the use of English counties as a prefix for 'ham'. Yorkshire Ham. Wiltshire Ham. Suitably remote ruralities where contented pigs wander the Fells /Downs before painlessly transmuting into the six slices of pinkness in the packet before you.
  • EirenistEirenist Shipmate
    'German fries' = Frites or chips.
  • Buckingham Palace? So was it originally a piggery?

    We're getting "artisanal" as well as "artisan".
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    Eirenist wrote: »
    'German fries' = Frites or chips.
    So German fries = French fries (or just “fries” as they’re often called here)?

    FWIW, the interwebs are telling me that German fries are fries with other ingredients like bacon, onion or peppers.

  • mousethiefmousethief Shipmate
    Golden Key wrote: »
    When I wrote the original post, I almost called them "German French fries"!
    ;)

    Would that be cultural appropriation? :)
  • CaissaCaissa Shipmate
    What about Freedom Fries?
  • Nick Tamen wrote: »
    Eirenist wrote: »
    'German fries' = Frites or chips.
    So German fries = French fries (or just “fries” as they’re often called here)?

    FWIW, the interwebs are telling me that German fries are fries with other ingredients like bacon, onion or peppers.

    Oh you mean dirty fries!
  • Penny SPenny S Shipmate
    I've seen piggywigs freely roaming in Wiltshire, so I assume it is an appropriate description of the ham.
  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    What about Yorkshire Tea? Are we supposed to assume that the tea bushes are lovingly tended by comely Yorkshire lasses in local costume, carefully picking the tea leaves one by one?
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    Hmm. Maybe not. But you can get tea that could have been picked to the sound of bagpipes.
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