Be A Lert: Heavenly Menagerie

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  • I think we need some more Larmeds and Ttentives, as they are serious creatures and may be able to encourage people to understand concepts like social distancing preventing the spread of viruses.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.

  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    I think we need some more Larmeds and Ttentives, as they are serious creatures and may be able to encourage people to understand concepts like social distancing preventing the spread of viruses.

    Mmm....Yes they’d make good friends for Mr M’s particular favourite- the A Fraid, a scared little animal, who goes about in a perpetual state of disorder.

    (Not to be confused with the distantly related A Fray- an agressive animak, which likes nothing better than to pick fights with other Frays.)

  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Enoch wrote: »
    What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.

    It would make the ideal companion for the a Nonymous, don’t you think?
  • Miffy wrote: »
    (Not to be confused with the distantly related A Fray- an aggressive animal, which likes nothing better than to pick fights with other Frays.)
    You forgot the Welsh version: the Ffray.

  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Miffy wrote: »
    Enoch wrote: »
    What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.
    It would make the ideal companion for the a Nonymous, don’t you think?
    Especially good fricasséed with Nonymous Sauce, or perhaps barbecued in the garden or in the grounds of some historic castle.

  • DooneDoone Shipmate
    Enoch wrote: »
    What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 not worthy
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Enoch wrote: »
    Miffy wrote: »
    Enoch wrote: »
    What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.
    It would make the ideal companion for the a Nonymous, don’t you think?
    Especially good fricasséed with Nonymous Sauce, or perhaps barbecued in the garden or in the grounds of some historic castle.

    Sigh

    Yes... sitting on the manicured lawns, tea with crisp white linen and silver tableware; dainty smoked salmon and cucumber sandwiches, gallons of champagne, ginger cake, boiled eggs, foamy milk straight from the cow and lashings of ginger beer...

    Hold on a moment...I think might be in the wrong book here.


  • EutychusEutychus Shipmate
    It sounds like you might be bothered by some species of a lienation.
  • Or possibly even a Nenvy.

    Nasty little green-eyed things, not to be encouraged...
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Or even J. Lousy.

    scratch, scratch
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    But there's nothing more terrifying than encountering a ghast unexpectedly.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Unless it’s encountering a gog.
  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    I think we have all had dealings with an a fliction from time to time, but hopefully they don't stay around long.
  • Miffy wrote: »
    Unless it’s encountering a gog.

    Especially if you're not in North Wales.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    If you happen to see a brupt lurking about, be sure not to make any sudden movements.
  • My first car was a Rolls Canardly.

    Rolls down the hill canardly make it up the other side.
  • It's a well known fact that the fur of any species is softer in the young than the adult. That is why is it best to feel a little smug
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Doubtless you've noticed a dipose or two hanging about your waist lately. Pudgy little critters -- will eat anything and everything, and then some!
  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    I used to have an aback, but someone took it.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Sparrow wrote: »
    I used to have an aback, but someone took it.

    I spotted it hanging around with @Amanda B Reckondwyth ‘s a brupt.

  • Wasn't an Aback once President of a Merica (not sure which one)?
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Sparrow wrote: »
    I used to have an aback, but someone took it.
    A ♀ Back has the confidence to know that its bottom never looks large in whatever it wears. Whether that confidence is justified is something the Back cannot see to find out about.

  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    Doubtless you've noticed a dipose or two hanging about your waist lately. Pudgy little critters -- will eat anything and everything, and then some!

    I have several of these cuddly little creatures with me even as we speak. They have so many positive qualities: persistence, staying power, unconditional love of their owners. They have so much to give and only want to make that special someone very happy. Please think about offering a dipose a home TODAY.

  • MooMoo Kerygmania Host
    Miffy wrote: »
    They have so much to give and only want to make that special someone very happy. Please think about offering a dipose a home TODAY.

    They frequently come without being invited.

  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Give your dipose a snuggly hug and some cake. Go on. You know you want to.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    They're very, very hard to get rid of and come rushing back at the slightest invite.
  • la vie en rougela vie en rouge Circus Host, 8th Day Host
    Think carefully before adopting a Nnoyance. Sulky, bad-tempered things.
  • One of the previously most enjoyable beasties, currently missing from towns and villages up and down the nation, is a Nin.

    They all seem to be shut up behind boards...
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    My first car was a Rolls Canardly.

    Rolls down the hill canardly make it up the other side.

    Was it in any way related to @Firenze ‘s lockducks?

  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    My neighbours have a gape in their pond - I believe it is related to the wide mouthed frog.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Either that or unconditional love.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    We have plenty a Grips with us at present. They go well with the brupts Bracing in manner, straight down the line, no nonsense characters; they cannot abide wishy-washy emotionalism and will not hesitate to offer hearty (and frequently unasked for) advice and ‘encouragement’ to those who are struggling in these Difficult Times.
  • Baptist TrainfanBaptist Trainfan Shipmate
    edited May 2020
    But where do you get one of those Grips? And has the UK Government lost its entire stock of them somewhere on the Circle Line (or left in a picnic basket by the river in a certain attractive north-eastern market town)?
  • I suspect the UK Government is and has been generating Grips to hide their lack of Wares, particularly the sub-breed of Wareness relating to self, because if the country is flooded with Grips people might be distracted enough to not notice the lack of Lerts, Wares and Ttentions.
  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    Has anybody spotted the very rare xiom?
  • I think they're extinct. Or at least confined to archives.

    I'm a bit puzzled about those Ttentions. What are they in? And what do they pave?
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    How about a Nal. I think I'm beginning to feel a bit like one at the moment.
  • Sparrow wrote: »
    Has anybody spotted the very rare xiom?

    They've gone underground but remain very popular. The latest powerful version is the utter stupidity of the general population.
  • EutychusEutychus Shipmate
    Are you sure you haven't got a loof?
  • kingsfoldkingsfold Shipmate
    Don't whatever you do let the pocalypse and the Fray get together; they might start breeding and you could end up with a Narchy….
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    kingsfold wrote: »
    Don't whatever you do let the pocalypse and the Fray get together; they might start breeding and you could end up with a Narchy….

    An unfortunate occurrence, but with careful training its effects can be modified. I would highly recommend you bring in a few of the more level-headed Tonomies. Or even a few Mnsenses.

  • SparrowSparrow Shipmate
    I used to have a bashed, a timid little creature, but it metamorphosed into a fraid, so I had to release it into the wild.
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    @Sparrow , you should have let me know. I’m sure that we could have found a loving home for it.
  • I keep seeing a Manda spreading wit and wisdom around here.
  • A worrying thought, picked up from another thread, is that our government (I use the term loosely) does not appear to have a Genda.
    :worried:
  • MiffyMiffy Shipmate
    A worrying thought, picked up from another thread, is that our government (I use the term loosely) does not appear to have a Genda.
    :worried:

    Do we have one that we could lend them?

  • You'd have to wipe it first and then leave it for 72 hours in the sun.

    And make sure no birds flew over it.
  • Or bats.
  • EutychusEutychus Shipmate
    A worrying thought, picked up from another thread, is that our government (I use the term loosely) does not appear to have a Genda.
    :worried:

    Perhaps they had one, but they've hidden it?
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