I think we need some more Larmeds and Ttentives, as they are serious creatures and may be able to encourage people to understand concepts like social distancing preventing the spread of viruses.
What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.
I think we need some more Larmeds and Ttentives, as they are serious creatures and may be able to encourage people to understand concepts like social distancing preventing the spread of viruses.
Mmm....Yes they’d make good friends for Mr M’s particular favourite- the A Fraid, a scared little animal, who goes about in a perpetual state of disorder.
(Not to be confused with the distantly related A Fray- an agressive animak, which likes nothing better than to pick fights with other Frays.)
What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.
It would make the ideal companion for the a Nonymous, don’t you think?
What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.
It would make the ideal companion for the a Nonymous, don’t you think?
Especially good fricasséed with Nonymous Sauce, or perhaps barbecued in the garden or in the grounds of some historic castle.
What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.
What you really want is a Lite, pronounced 'leet'. It is an even more superior pet than a Loof. It only associates with its own kind, does not mix with mere humans, takes it for granted that it is exempt from any rules, duties or obligations that bind everyone else and doesn't care what you think about it.
It would make the ideal companion for the a Nonymous, don’t you think?
Especially good fricasséed with Nonymous Sauce, or perhaps barbecued in the garden or in the grounds of some historic castle.
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Yes... sitting on the manicured lawns, tea with crisp white linen and silver tableware; dainty smoked salmon and cucumber sandwiches, gallons of champagne, ginger cake, boiled eggs, foamy milk straight from the cow and lashings of ginger beer...
Hold on a moment...I think might be in the wrong book here.
A ♀ Back has the confidence to know that its bottom never looks large in whatever it wears. Whether that confidence is justified is something the Back cannot see to find out about.
Doubtless you've noticed a dipose or two hanging about your waist lately. Pudgy little critters -- will eat anything and everything, and then some!
I have several of these cuddly little creatures with me even as we speak. They have so many positive qualities: persistence, staying power, unconditional love of their owners. They have so much to give and only want to make that special someone very happy. Please think about offering a dipose a home TODAY.
We have plenty a Grips with us at present. They go well with the brupts Bracing in manner, straight down the line, no nonsense characters; they cannot abide wishy-washy emotionalism and will not hesitate to offer hearty (and frequently unasked for) advice and ‘encouragement’ to those who are struggling in these Difficult Times.
But where do you get one of those Grips? And has the UK Government lost its entire stock of them somewhere on the Circle Line (or left in a picnic basket by the river in a certain attractive north-eastern market town)?
I suspect the UK Government is and has been generating Grips to hide their lack of Wares, particularly the sub-breed of Wareness relating to self, because if the country is flooded with Grips people might be distracted enough to not notice the lack of Lerts, Wares and Ttentions.
Don't whatever you do let the pocalypse and the Fray get together; they might start breeding and you could end up with a Narchy….
An unfortunate occurrence, but with careful training its effects can be modified. I would highly recommend you bring in a few of the more level-headed Tonomies. Or even a few Mnsenses.
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Mmm....Yes they’d make good friends for Mr M’s particular favourite- the A Fraid, a scared little animal, who goes about in a perpetual state of disorder.
(Not to be confused with the distantly related A Fray- an agressive animak, which likes nothing better than to pick fights with other Frays.)
It would make the ideal companion for the a Nonymous, don’t you think?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 not worthy
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Yes... sitting on the manicured lawns, tea with crisp white linen and silver tableware; dainty smoked salmon and cucumber sandwiches, gallons of champagne, ginger cake, boiled eggs, foamy milk straight from the cow and lashings of ginger beer...
Hold on a moment...I think might be in the wrong book here.
Nasty little green-eyed things, not to be encouraged...
scratch, scratch
Especially if you're not in North Wales.
Rolls down the hill canardly make it up the other side.
I spotted it hanging around with @Amanda B Reckondwyth ‘s a brupt.
I have several of these cuddly little creatures with me even as we speak. They have so many positive qualities: persistence, staying power, unconditional love of their owners. They have so much to give and only want to make that special someone very happy. Please think about offering a dipose a home TODAY.
They frequently come without being invited.
They all seem to be shut up behind boards...
Was it in any way related to @Firenze ‘s lockducks?
I'm a bit puzzled about those Ttentions. What are they in? And what do they pave?
They've gone underground but remain very popular. The latest powerful version is the utter stupidity of the general population.
An unfortunate occurrence, but with careful training its effects can be modified. I would highly recommend you bring in a few of the more level-headed Tonomies. Or even a few Mnsenses.
Do we have one that we could lend them?
And make sure no birds flew over it.
Perhaps they had one, but they've hidden it?