Some people are wandering far from the remit of the OP, which is to change ONE LETTER. It's constraints that make a game interesting and challenging. We could have a game that said "make it sound roughly like the original" but that would be a different game.
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Since it is only 59 days away how about...
Roast Murkey
Granberry sauce
Scuffing Balls (ouch!)
Wigs in Blankets
Roast Pa's Nips
Cheese and Clackers
Glum Pudding
and if you eat all that you will need the Karzipan...
Pepsi Coma
Rot Beer
Dr. Peeper
7 Ug
Orange Crust
Diet Mountain Spew.
Coal-a-Cola.
Dr. Pecker.
Poot Beer and a nice frosty Poot Beer Float.
Orange Curse.
Ginger Ail
Lemon-Lyme
(Especially if she's already taken a bite)
Cornish Nasties
Creamed Porn.
You win at the internet today!
I'll grab my coat!
Making a mountain out of a...
My coat is on, I am running out of the room...! 🤣
Or more accurately, a molehill out of a mountain