The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marrow as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Seed
(usually abbreviated to The Marrow/Seed)
Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory Of The Creaming Of The Kale
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the creaming of the kale
We have whipped it semi-solid 'till it's lumpy, dry and stale.
We'll feed it to the children, from a rusty metal pail,
They'll eat it or they'll starve!
Glory glory, mushy cabbage!
Lunch for every little savage.
Shoved into their faces and expelled from nether places.
They'll eat it or they'll starve!
(Scanning hint: Second verse fits better with The Battle Hymn Of The Children, rather than the Republic.)
The Mangolorian (or the Mandodurian)
Arsenic and Old Mace
Peaches (the famous Bette Midler weepy)
Nothing need be done to the film My Life as a Courgette
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Starfruit Troopers
Jurassic Parsnip
The Threepenny Okra
Mother Porridge And Her Children
The King and Rye
(usually abbreviated to The Marrow/Seed)
Waiting for Gumbo
True Grits
All About Endive
Whatever Happened to Baby Grain?
(Although without the spoon of honey that makes the dish perfect.)
Beauty and the Beets
The Haunted Naan
American Nuts
Pitcher Plants from Italy
The Uncommercial Ravioli
How Much Is That Vegan Pierogi In The Window?
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Pumpkin Pie
Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory Of The Creaming Of The Kale
Soylent Greens
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the creaming of the kale
We have whipped it semi-solid 'till it's lumpy, dry and stale.
We'll feed it to the children, from a rusty metal pail,
They'll eat it or they'll starve!
Glory glory, mushy cabbage!
Lunch for every little savage.
Shoved into their faces and expelled from nether places.
They'll eat it or they'll starve!
(Scanning hint: Second verse fits better with The Battle Hymn Of The Children, rather than the Republic.)
That was my project for the day yesterday. Thanks for the inspiration.
Raisin Saddles
The Lima King
Bean There
Dr. Srangegrove
Dough-lita
(And so does Gert Root Stein)
The Bean Dish Plot Of Dr. Fu Manchu
Anyone else remember Radio Prune from I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again?
Have we had The Grape Escape yet?
A movie which always puts me in mind of...
The Bridge On The River Chai
Arsenic and Old Mace
Peaches (the famous Bette Midler weepy)
Nothing need be done to the film My Life as a Courgette
Jojo Radish
Sweet Hominy Alabama
Masterful.
Mother Courgette and her Children
Sunflower Seed Blvd.
Another One Bites The Crust
M*A*S*H Potato
A discouraging gourd
Where the deer and the canteloupe play
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging gourd
And the fries cooked in margarine all day.
The Seven Seas of Rye
Nutting Hill
About a Bok Choi
Love in the Time of Collards