The Prophecy of The Popes

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  • You're the Three Witnesses. Or the Three Wise Men, or something.
  • :open_mouth:

    The Three Witnesses are a Mormon thing, no?

    Three Wise Men is OK-ish, I suppose, even if traditional rather than scriptural.
  • Is that why he has a _ between the two parts of his name?

    Wow.
    :open_mouth:

    Hey, I’ve got two of them!

    In my case it dates back to programming in a language where spaces were not allowed in variable names - I kind of got into the habit when naming things on a computer, including, it seems, myself.

    Huh. My parents named me, and they didn't even have a computer.
  • You're the Three Witnesses. Or the Three Wise Men, or something.

    Stooges? ;)
  • Martin54Martin54 Shipmate
    Indeed not. Best stock up on peanuts, though (making sure they're Happy British Peanuts, of course!).
    :wink:

    Free range? Certified to have died of natural causes? In their sleep?
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited January 28
    Yes indeed - no added chlorine, and all that sort of thing, though the imminent global nuclear war might make them taste a bit odd.

    There's plenty of room for free-range peanut farms on the sunlit uplands, I believe.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Somehow I expected the End Times to be more... scenic. Not this cold, miserable, isolating shuffle. This is the way the world ends/ Not with a bang but a hacking cough?
  • {Gives Firenze a bag of Ricola throat lozenges.}
  • Martin54Martin54 Shipmate
    edited January 28
    Firenze wrote: »
    Somehow I expected the End Times to be more... scenic. Not this cold, miserable, isolating shuffle. This is the way the world ends/ Not with a bang but a hacking cough?

    Should of mainlined with the chlorine, that would of Trumped it. Hang on, it's a green gas, just breathe it in.
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited January 28
    Firenze wrote: »
    Somehow I expected the End Times to be more... scenic. Not this cold, miserable, isolating shuffle. This is the way the world ends/ Not with a bang but a hacking cough?

    I expect our teacher will be along soon to show us (by means of numerous old books writ in Latin, or Sanskrit, or something) that everything is happening ACCORDING TO PLAN.

    So there's no need to worry.

    Or, if there is , there's no point. IYSWIM.

    Meanwhile - that boy at the back - @Martin54, is it? Kindly your two ofs with the correct two haves forthwith replace. That is the sort of grammar up with which I will not put.
  • From a meme I created; although we don't post pictures here, the words transcend:

    Statler: Have you ever seen a worse apocalypse?
    Waldorf: Not that I've lived to tell about!
  • Yes, if this is IT, I want me money back...
  • Yes, if this is IT, I want me money back...

    Patience please. The real fireworks are at least 20 years ahead.
  • Dave W wrote: »
    undead_rat wrote: »
    I think that knowing that the next pope is not the anti-Christ and might be St. Peter is important even though I am not Catholic.
    Oh for crying out loud.

    Of all the posts on the thread, this is my favorite . . . .
  • undead_rat wrote: »
    Yes, if this is IT, I want me money back...

    Patience please. The real fireworks are at least 20 years ahead.

    Eh? I thought it was all supposed to go down during the present Pope's reign. Clearly, I haven't been paying attention...
    :naughty:
  • orfeoorfeo Shipmate
    Among the thing people haven't been paying attention to, it just occurred to me that one of them must be the bit in the Bible about no-one knowing the day or the hour.
  • orfeo wrote: »
    Among the thing people haven't been paying attention to, it just occurred to me that one of them must be the bit in the Bible about no-one knowing the day or the hour.

    Lamb Chopped mentioned it back on page 6, but nobody seems to have noticed.
  • orfeoorfeo Shipmate
    edited January 29
    I plead guilty, although when I said 'people' I wasn't so much thinking of Shipmates as much as I was thinking of Prophecy of the Popes fans, but was too polite to specify (not least because of the limited intersectionality between Shipmates and Prophecy of the Popes fans...)
  • mousethief wrote: »
    orfeo wrote: »
    Among the thing people haven't been paying attention to, it just occurred to me that one of them must be the bit in the Bible about no-one knowing the day or the hour.

    Lamb Chopped mentioned it back on page 6, but nobody seems to have noticed.
    I noticed. I made reference to it on page 6 too, but somewhat obliquely, perhaps.

  • orfeo wrote: »
    I plead guilty, although when I said 'people' I wasn't so much thinking of Shipmates as much as I was thinking of Prophecy of the Popes fans, but was too polite to specify (not least because of the limited intersectionality between Shipmates and Prophecy of the Popes fans...)

    As in, the intersection of two coplanar lines is a single point?
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    Let me jump on the ‘mentioned it on page 6’ bandwagon too - though my biblical references may have been too subtle a way of making the point.
  • FirenzeFirenze Shipmate, Host Emeritus
    Page 6 you say? 6! One third of the Number of the Beast. Coincidence? I think not.
  • BroJamesBroJames Purgatory Host, 8th Day Host
    …and it’s been mentioned three times now!!!!
  • orfeoorfeo Shipmate
    Page 6 was really jumping. I think I scrolled past it.
  • In Heinlein's "Number Of The Beast", IIRC, it's a matter of 6^6^6--i.e. 6 raise to the 6th power, and all of that raised to the 6th power.

    (Fair warning to anyone thinking of reading the book: there is consensual adult incest between a grown daughter and her father. IIRC it happened once, and in a context where all the main characters were partnering in all possible combinations. Considered separately from that, the rest of the book is a good read. YMMV.)
  • Martin54Martin54 Shipmate
    edited January 29
    mousethief wrote: »
    orfeo wrote: »
    I plead guilty, although when I said 'people' I wasn't so much thinking of Shipmates as much as I was thinking of Prophecy of the Popes fans, but was too polite to specify (not least because of the limited intersectionality between Shipmates and Prophecy of the Popes fans...)

    As in, the intersection of two coplanar lines is a single point?

    There's a concerto there.
  • I was sure aged 9 that Ronald Reagan was the Beast since his middle name was Wilson. Six letters in each name - what could be more obvious? I had a fantastic form teacher that year who talked me down from this and also from my incipient interest in Nostradamus and Mother Shipton. He was aware of the St. Malachy prophecies as well and explained (as many have done on this thread) their dubious provenance and how the post facto ones were accurate and the future ones vague. Thank you Mr. Coghlan.
  • Firenze wrote: »
    Page 6 you say? 6! One third of the Number of the Beast. Coincidence? I think not.
    :lol:

  • Nick Tamen wrote: »
    Firenze wrote: »
    Page 6 you say? 6! One third of the Number of the Beast. Coincidence? I think not.
    :lol:

    One eleventy-first of the number of the beast. Multiply six by Bilbo and you're in evil territory, my friend.
  • Yes and there are six books in the Lord of the Rings! That is clearly an example of "multiplying Bilbo by six". So the Lord of the Rings is in fact the Book of the Beast.
  • Yes and there are six books in the Lord of the Rings! That is clearly an example of "multiplying Bilbo by six". So the Lord of the Rings is in fact the Book of the Beast.

    Ah but Bilbo is only in books one, two, and six. So the Lord of the Rings is in fact only HALF the Book of the Beast.
  • But now the movies have been produced, the full complement of beastly Bilboes have been produced and the Last Days have been ushered in just as suggested on this thread!
  • Those execrable movies don't count.
  • Addendum:

    ETA: The video has the full monologue, around 13 min. CC available. The pertinent part starts at 10 min. 15 sec.
  • @Golden Key that was wonderful.
  • :) He may regret that, if they take him up on it!
  • I like how he's finding errors in the Tolkien Dictionary! :killingme:
  • undead_rat wrote: »
    Yes, if this is IT, I want me money back...

    Patience please. The real fireworks are at least 20 years ahead.

    Eh? I thought it was all supposed to go down during the present Pope's reign. Clearly, I haven't been paying attention...
    :naughty:

    The present prediction (for Pope Francis) is for a persecution of the Catholic Church.

    Under the next Pope, Petrus Romanus, the "city of the seven hills will be destroyed, and the terrible Judge will judge his people. The End."
    That sounds a lot like Judgement Day to me. Make your own interpretation if you wish.
  • Why, thank you. I will.
  • Bill_NobleBill_Noble Shipmate
    edited January 30
    undead_rat wrote: »
    the "city of the seven hills will be destroyed, and the terrible Judge will judge his people. The End."
    That sounds a lot like Judgement Day to me. Make your own interpretation if you wish.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_claimed_to_be_built_on_seven_hills

    Is that Rome, Italy or Rome, Georgia?

    Why not Brussels, Moscow, Tehran, Jerusalem or..............Tallahassee?!

  • Bill_NobleBill_Noble Shipmate
    edited January 30
    And while I’m continuing to invent my own interpretation:

    Rome only worked as a placeholder for the Babylon of Revelation while it remained Imperial Rome. Present-day Rome doesn’t have the necessary global reach and any anti-Catholicism is just plain wrong. I suspect this is where the Countdown-by-Popes has its roots.

    If you want a human construction that has a global influence to rival Ancient Rome, there’s always Hollywood Babylon. Although I think that the internet/world wide web itself is a far better candidate for the lawless city.

    But then every generation can play this game and we’re all none the wiser for it.
  • Nick TamenNick Tamen Shipmate
    edited January 30
    undead_rat wrote: »
    Make your own interpretation if you wish.
    Serious question: Why shouldn’t it be interpreted as a meaningless writing that, to the extent it accurately predicts anything in the future, does so by being so general that it can fit a variety of situations? Or does so accidentally, in the same way that a broken clock is right twice a day?

  • Bill_Noble wrote: »
    undead_rat wrote: »
    the "city of the seven hills will be destroyed, and the terrible Judge will judge his people. The End."
    That sounds a lot like Judgement Day to me. Make your own interpretation if you wish.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_claimed_to_be_built_on_seven_hills

    Is that Rome, Italy or Rome, Georgia?

    Why not Brussels, Moscow, Tehran, Jerusalem or..............Tallahassee?!

    Seattle also has seven hills.
  • Gee DGee D Shipmate
    My vote's for Tallahassee. And it's clearly not the Pope but rather the Pastor of the Southern Baptist Church there.
  • Some also claim San Francisco has 7 hills but most would say it has a lot more (and perhaps list Nancy Pelosi). I note some also claim that Moscow is the third Rome (Constantinople/Istanbul being the second Rome) and has 7 hills.
  • orfeo wrote: »

    Apparently we have a serious urban hill shortage in Canada.

  • mousethief wrote: »
    My wife works in accessibility for a very large firm named after a large river. Her co-workers who are disabled despise the term "differently abled."

    Yeah. The first time I heard that stupid New Age-y term was on the website of an a capella group in Seattle. In reference to ticket prices to upcoming concerts, this vocal group had discounts for students and the "differently abled". My first thought, after suppressing an overwhelming desire to vomit was, "Yep. This is definitely a Seattle thing! No one in Atlanta, GA or Arlington, VA would ever use such a moronic touchy-feely term like that."
  • mousethief wrote: »
    I signed up to ogle the Whore but my wife made me cancel.

    I nearly choked on some pistachios when I read this. You could have killed me! However, I would die laughing, in between the choking and gasping for air.
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