Fortunately, in the parallel universe we arrived at somewhere on the last page, that is perfectly normal and coherent, and the island was the site of a destination wedding between Flash Gordon and Ming the Merciless.
Fortunately when the question was asked, "Does anyone know any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony?" Bluto and Popeye simultaneously raised their hands.
Unfortunately the day ended with everyone being arrested on suspicion of murdering Brian Blessed and locked in the island prison with no chance of bail.
Unfortunately, because there was no power, the kettle didn't work either.*
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* I once worked for a notoriously tight-fisted lawyer, and when we had a power-cut, he suggested we take our coffee break so that he wouldn't lose any typist-minutes. Of course it didn't occur to him that the coffee-machine needed electricity ... 👀
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Fortunately, a reader of The Great Gatsby entered stage left and was able to save the bubble by screaming "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!" before any sugary bubble gum-haters punctured it.
Unfortunately the great bouncing bubble was part of the Village’s surreal security apparatus and promptly asphyxiated several of the more uppity partygoers.
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* I once worked for a notoriously tight-fisted lawyer, and when we had a power-cut, he suggested we take our coffee break so that he wouldn't lose any typist-minutes. Of course it didn't occur to him that the coffee-machine needed electricity ... 👀
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(How many remember this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY ?)
I was getting worried that Golden Key was the only one who got the reference