Fortunately at that moment a giant Ex Machina descended from the sky and installed a pool and a large water tank replete with fresh water. And several shade palms.
Fortunately Xenu had ordered the bombs on Amazon and when he realised how much the post and packaging was, he cancelled the delivery and then just sat around whinging about how "everyone's b***** trying to to rip you off these days".
Fortunately there were some pomfrets floating by who were just about starving to death, and the ribbons the sharks missed fed the whole school, and they were greatly strengthened and refreshed.
Fortunately some hard-nut type fish turned up at this point who were friends with the pomfrets and the people on the trawler got a bit scared and decided to leave.
Fortunately the fish gave the fishermen such a good hiding that after they were finally rescued and taken back to shore, they never bothered the pomfrets again.
Unfortunately the fisher people still had sea legs, so walked like drunken sailors and were promptly arrested when they got to shore for public drunkenness.
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