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Bill_Noble
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(Alternative Thread Title: Shortest Book Ever)
The Elon Musk Book of Baby Names
Nigel Farage’s Tact And Diplomacy
The Jair Bolsonaro Guide to Epidemiology
The Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics
(That last one is genuine, although it is a website rather than a book)
You can be light-hearted, pointed or savage depending on your choice of author / their particular notoriety / the sort of day you’ve been having.
Important subset:
You may want to interpret the shortest book as SUCCINCT: the why-am-I-having-to-write-this-book-for-the-benefit-of-the-inert? An example of this would be:
Marcus Rashford: Outwitting Westminster
The Elon Musk Book of Baby Names
Nigel Farage’s Tact And Diplomacy
The Jair Bolsonaro Guide to Epidemiology
The Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics
(That last one is genuine, although it is a website rather than a book)
You can be light-hearted, pointed or savage depending on your choice of author / their particular notoriety / the sort of day you’ve been having.
Important subset:
You may want to interpret the shortest book as SUCCINCT: the why-am-I-having-to-write-this-book-for-the-benefit-of-the-inert? An example of this would be:
Marcus Rashford: Outwitting Westminster
Comments
Michael Gove - A Field Guide to Reptiles.
Lord David Frost - A Beginners Guide to Negotiating.
Ian Paisley - The Peacemaker
Dominic Raab. Ports and Exports.
Chris Grayling. Ferries.
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@David, this crosses the line into personal attack. If you want to comment negatively on another shipmate's posting style, the Ship's rules state that only place for that is in hell. Please don't do it here.
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la vie en rouge, Circus host
I apologise.
My Father's Love by Donald Trump
Staying in Touch with Reality by Marjorie Taylor Greene
Nick Griffin Building a Multi-cultural Society
With co-authoring by all of our recent migration ministers.
Once in a Generation, surely?
Modern Shepherding by David Cameron
How to Survive a Coalition by Nick Clegg
The Art of the Perfect Bacon Sandwich by Ed Miliband, the sequel to Keeping Brothers Together
(Apologies for the UK 2010-15 politics focus)
Still the greatliest President there's ever was, by Donald Trump.
Slimming for the middle aged woman, by Therèse Coffey.
You can be as educated as my spider , by Gavin Williamson.
William wins Strictly , by Richmal Compton.
Yes, you’re right RpM. I was getting carried away!
A Better World Through Knowledge by Eve
Intra-family Accomodation Of Worship Styles - by Cain and Abel
Finishing What You Started by Onan
Care And Preservation Of Religious Sculpture by Moses
Investment Opportunities In The Occult by the Ephesian Chamber Of Commerce
Prognosticating With Clarity by John Of Patmos