What I really meant was . . .

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  • Schroedingers CatSchroedingers Cat Shipmate, Waving not Drowning Host
    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, is usually quite happy on his own.
  • Three drinks and you'll see Elven kings under the sky.
    Seven and you'll see Dwarf lords in their halls of stone.
    Nine drinks and many mortal men will almost die
    One more and you'll be ducking your head into the throne
    In the frat house, where brain cells die

    One drink to stew them all
    One drink to blind them
    One drink to make them sick
    and to the toilet bind them
    In the frat house, where brain cells die.
  • :grin:

    It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    edited July 2018
    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman not in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a husband with one, and, a single man with no money must be in want of a wife with lots of the stuff.

    You mean, she didn't say that - she just wrote about it.
  • "To be, or not to be?" That really isn't important.
  • “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free – but don’t even think of coming if you’re Muslim”.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    "They think it's all over ... oh, wait a minute, this is only the first half ..."
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    "The opera ain't over till the skinny lady sings."
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    (mousethief :not worthy!:)

    The journey of a thousand miles begins with checking out Priceline fares.
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    Apres moi, la meme chose.
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to raise little monsters.
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd
    His eyes did glow with the spirit of God.
    He shaved the faces of gentlemen
    Who returned to his shop again and again.
    He trod a path the saintly trod
    Did Sweeney Todd,
    The Holy Barber of Fleet Street.
  • Schroedingers CatSchroedingers Cat Shipmate, Waving not Drowning Host
    I think I will just wait and have a drink before I visit Sam. It is a long way for Porlock.
  • Give me the green food immediately, Sam-I-Am, I'm sure I will like it.
  • edited July 2018
    Our father does art in heaven
    Harold be the name...
    And deliver us some e-mail
    for thine is the kingdom, the flowers and the brewery....
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    edited July 2018
    (To Ingrid Berman): Here's looking at that dame across the room, kid.
  • Schroedingers CatSchroedingers Cat Shipmate, Waving not Drowning Host
    The fact that everyone knew tSoylent Green was made of people didn't seem to put them off.
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    (Emily Dickenson rebels against a life of invisibility and anonimity.)

    I'm a SOMEBODY? Who are you?
    Are you a SOMEBODY too?
    Let's make ourselves a team,
    Flaunting our new Self-Esteem!
  • I did NOT not have sex with that woman.
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    edited July 2018
    I meant to say, but it doesn't move.
  • Man was born free but everywhere he is on trains.
  • If you do not convert to Christianity, you can still be my friend.
    --Great Prince Vladimir of Kiev
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    April is the kindest month. When you're in a villa on Capri, anyway.
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a kidney stone.
  • Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote,
    The droghte of March hath perced to the roote, ...
    Than longen no folk to goon on pilgrimages.

    Ye Ende.
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    I got plenty of money,
    And money's plenty for me.

    (Porgy wins the lottery.)
  • Schroedingers CatSchroedingers Cat Shipmate, Waving not Drowning Host
    The sun'll come out, tomorrow. Of course, because it always does, even if sometimes hidden behind clouds.
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    Ah, sweet mystery of life I thought I found you. But I didn't. Dammit!
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host
    Alternative lyrics for Nancy:

    As long as he hits me
    I know where I must be
    His nuts’ll meet my knee
    And then I’ll leave him, wand’ring free
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take these broken wings and become cat chow.
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host
    I grow old... I grow old...
    I shall wander nude on the beach in the cold
    I shall dye my hair green, and not bother with that peach
    It’d only get gritty from the sand on the beach
  • DafydDafyd Shipmate
    edited July 2018
    We meant we shall submit to the domination of the English because no worthy man cares about liberty if the English bribe him with power and riches.
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    I hate a parade.
  • He made me an offer. I refused it.
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    “Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the...Hey, man, don't shoot! We're cool!"
  • EnochEnoch Shipmate
    Not that same bl**dy tune again, Sam. Anything else but, perlease.
  • Schroedingers CatSchroedingers Cat Shipmate, Waving not Drowning Host
    edited July 2018
    A little learning is better than most Brexiters have.
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host
    Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
    Thou art more stifling and more wearisome.
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    (Nellie Forbush has an unexpectedly bad day.)

    I'm as depressive as as Kansas in August,
    Low as a slug on the 4th of July.
    And if you'll excuse
    An expression I use,
    I've been dumped by a skunk of a guy!

    I've been dumped, I've been dumped, I've been dumped, I've been dumped,
    I've been dumped by a skunk of a guy!
  • finelinefineline Kerygmania Host
    Ha, Roybart, I was thinking of doing that one! But I did some Cole Porter instead:

    You’re the pits,
    You are daytime telly,
    You’re the shits
    From a bloated belly,
    You’re the dregs of a cold, abandoned cup of tea.
    You’re a traffic warning, you’re global warming,
    You’re PMT.
  • Schroedingers CatSchroedingers Cat Shipmate, Waving not Drowning Host
    If you build it, they will come. The spongers, detractors, everyone who will ruin your life. Maybe don't bother at all.
  • What do you mean, someone's already invented a better mousetrap?
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    There's much use in crying over spilled milk (with prices what they are these days).
  • Schroedingers CatSchroedingers Cat Shipmate, Waving not Drowning Host
    Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words - they will fuck you up for life.
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    The lack of money is the root of all evil. (swiped from Mark Twain)
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    Money can't buy happiness . . . but it can sure put a good down payment on it!
  • The road to hell is paved.
  • Amanda B ReckondwythAmanda B Reckondwyth Mystery Worship Editor
    ... and is most likely a toll road.
  • roybartroybart Shipmate
    (Tolstoy ' original opening to Anna Karenina.)

    All happy families are alike. One of the happiest in all Russia were the Karenins. And among the happy members of this happy family, the most deleriously happy was Anna, mother, wife, seamstress, and enthusiastic house keeper.
  • This one is real...

    Jeremy Hunt, the new British foreign secretary: “My wife is Japanese — my wife is Chinese,” he said. “That’s a terrible mistake to make.”
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