As we are into bad rude jokes .... the story goes that an old lady's two beloved pet dogs died and she took them to a taxidermist . "Do you want them mounted?" he asked her. "goodness gracious" she replied, "just holding hands".
I was holding a Paul Newman Salad Dressing jar
when my granddaughter asked who was Paul Newman.
I explained Paul Newman was the heart throb of her great grandmother's generation
like Brad Pitt.
She asked who is Brad Pitt.
I will be at the senior center
eating my applesauce.
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Australia is already in 2026,
Europe is still in 2025,
and the USA is currently in 1940.
You are a vile and filthy person.
Given that I (a) knew exactly which clip it was and (b) laughed like a drain I guess I'm vile and filthy too.
If ever they pump the Ship's bilges, a whole lot of us will be sluiced overboard and the owners will be facing marine environmental offence charges..
"The funeral for the man who invented Tupperware has been delayed until they can find the right lid for his coffin.”
Does Philomena Cunk have a sister called Ophelia?
The middle of a conference was a *bad* moment to check the Ship!
when my granddaughter asked who was Paul Newman.
I explained Paul Newman was the heart throb of her great grandmother's generation
like Brad Pitt.
She asked who is Brad Pitt.
I will be at the senior center
eating my applesauce.
really missed an opportunity to call them
substitooths.
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Their gender went up to 11.