Three Word Story

Piglet

and excellent whisky,

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but they can't

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and imported scotch

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and peppermint schnapps.

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When not serving

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up nonsense, the

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boy sopranos slip

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under the misericords

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where the spiders

Spike

scare the servers

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and get up

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to naughty parodies

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of the ministers

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, even though they

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can't wear lace

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or frillies of

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any kind. Sometimes,

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they play dress-up

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using their webs

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and mice skins

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daintily cut into

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waistcoats and trousers,

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looking like something

Curiosity killed

from a Beatrix

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Potter's cute tales

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Potter cute tale

Curiosity killed

, twee and anthropomorphic,

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but strangely appropriate.

Curiosity killed

in the opinion

Spike

of the Minister.

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Indeeed, the Minister

Curiosity killed

presided over several

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strange songful services

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, the strangest being

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the one that

Curiosity killed

the Minister tries

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Anglican chant while

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the choir sang

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"Louie, Louie." Still,

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since Louie himself

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is a Methodist,

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and not, surprisingly,

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addicted to pills

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, nor to Pilsner

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, he failed to

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follow the service

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or indeed notice

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and lost his

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bearings, swearing loudly

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in five languages.