Three Word Story

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about underwear purchased

Piglet

being fully functional,

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it's actually pink

balaam

when exposed to

Twilight

strobe lights and

JoanofArc

those crunchy tacos.

Piglet

Meanwhile, as Trump's

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knowledge was summarized

kbe

in a thimble

Piglet

with room to

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grow cabbages and

Piglet

Brussels sprouts. However,

Lyda

Treeza had her

kbe

sap tapped regularly

Piglet

to make sure

balaam

that elementary levels

Twilight

of maple syrup

kbe

had not invaded

Piglet

other trees, causing

balaam

mundane levels of

Golden Key

peanut butter gumdrops

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doped with LSD

kbe

, which, once ingested,

Twilight

caused endless trips

balaam

to Southport pier

Piglet

. As the weather

The5thMary

turned violently ill

kbe

engendering cumulonimbus events

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Noah started building

Piglet

(just in case)

kbe

Justin Case appeared

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, promptly died, then

Piglet

had to be

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Resuscitated by mouth

Twilight

getting lipstick smeared

balaam

copiously on his

Sipech

recently plumped lips

kbe

.Meanwhile, in Mudville,

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drought dried out

Piglet

even the dampest

balaam

dish cloth; moistlessly

Golden Key

Casey, at the bat,

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counted four words

Sipech

in contravention of

balaam

the Transylvanian vampire's

Piglet

rulebook, which clearly

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states in bloody

kbe

well righteous cursive

Twilight

and calligraphy caps

Piglet

, forbidding the use