Three Word Story

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of more than

balaam

the required number

Twilight

of joyless Mudvillians

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who steal mud

The5thMary

and eat it

Golden Key

of stray words

(sorry!)

kbe

they eat too

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along with stray

Piglet

cats and dogs,

Golden Key

(only animal crackers!)

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baked by the

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current Pope, who

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watched Julia Child

kbe

abuse dead chickens

Twilight

while caramelizing leeks

Piglet

, onions and shallots

kbe

, popcorn, walnuts, sugar,

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eye of newt,

balaam

feather of Quetzalcoatl,

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tongue of prophet,

kbe

Kopi luwak espresso,

Piglet

and other comestibles.

McMaverick

That you can

Piglet

legally marry your

kbe

self twice over

Golden Key

(see "Muriel's Wedding"!)

Piglet

seems quite bizarre

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, perverted, nauseating, and

Piglet

best avoided. However,

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the occult hand

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of Focault's pendulum-maker

kbe

, a star-struck

Twilight

Edgar Allen Poe

Piglet

, was trying to

McMaverick

Eat his weight

balaam

in vegemite sandwiches

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promptly vomitted, then

Piglet

felt much better.

Golden Key

"An Amontillado cask

balaam

-finished single malt"

Lyda

began rolling down

balaam

the Sierra Nevada

kbe

.Brick by brick

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, misheard as "Rick",

Twilight

rack kaddy whack

kbe

givea doga bone

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, or a bonea

The5thMary

Or a boner

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(blush, hide face)

Piglet

, suddenly realising that