Three Word Story

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homo erectus survives

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despite occasional blips,

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and slips into

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a fur negligee

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with red sequins

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and gimp mask.

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the Mason's would

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use apostrophes periodically

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,truncating past participles,

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during Grand Lodge

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secret handshake seminars

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while rolling up

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hallucinogenic joints of

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cartilagenous wacky weed

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and their trouser-legs.

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Now thoroughly intimidated

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, they retreated to

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male dominated chambers

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of commerce, which

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embezzled, stole and

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scarf wearing members

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attacked pedantic grammarian's

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grammar-oopses secret log

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gleefully uncovering records

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by the Beatles

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which were discovered

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to have taken

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a yellow submarine

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under Penny Lane

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, named for Penelope

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the penny envelope

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which contained, among

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the photographs of

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Magical Mystery Tour

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nude Walrus studies

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, dung beetle scat,

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and the eggman's

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rooster which screamed

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blue murder. Meanwhile,

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back at the

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funnyfarm, all hell

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was hilarious because

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'twas frozen over!

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You might imagine

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living in a

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plaid sleeping bag

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would be rather

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lovely except for

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Hasidic Scottish bagpipers

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waking you up