Three Word Story

Piglet

at five o'clock

Twilight

for Yiddish ceilidh

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where chop suey

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haggis and lox

Golden Key

, in silver servers,

{"Yiddish ceilidh"! }

Piglet

made an unusual

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bar mitzvah spread

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undercooked, oversalted, underwhelming

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, yet satisfying because

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every dish was

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made with love!

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As were saucers,

Piglet

plates, forks and

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Bingo cards which

Twilight

melted from the

Marvin the Martian

oppressive heat of

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frictional players' fingers

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which fried with

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garlic and shallots

Twilight

caramelized the nails

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applied at Bloomingdales,

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gave up the

Twilight

toxic formaldehyde odor

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wafting unequivocally in

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noxious hydrocarbon spirals

Piglet

towards the stratosphere.

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The ants then

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marched in only

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single file circles

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while wearing designer

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red cupcake eyeglasses

Piglet

, which didn’t really

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flatter nor actually

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inflict any respect

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despite formic acid

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dripping from antennae.

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When the moon

Piglet

hits your eye*

* Well, what did you expect?

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you have arrived

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just in time

^{(Piglet, 'twas exactly what I was thinking of. Its the 50th year since the moon landing, felt we needed to acknowledge)}

Piglet

to greet the

Twilight

returning astronauts from

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Intercourse, Pennsylvania who

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entered Climax, Saskatchewan

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, BigBone Lick, Kentucky,

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and Dildo, Newfoundland*

* yes, really

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, Crotch Lake, Ontario,

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Love, Fertile, Semans,

^{all on the alphabet railway lines in Sask}

balaam

Twatt, Orkney and

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other interestingly-named places.