Three Word Story

kbe

under their hats

Twilight

and henna to

Golden Key

do guerrilla manicures

Doone

that cause mayhem

kbe

in Uber vehicles

The5thMary

that drive erratically

Piglet

through Birmingham, scaring

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the living daylights

Doone

out of all

Piglet

the good citizens

kbe

and troublemakers also

Piglet

, who were busy

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taking selfies and

Piglet

making a nuisance

Firenze

by loudly singing

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Klingon opera to

kbe

unappreciative geriatric Trekkies

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(resembling nobody here!)

balaam

who beamed down

Piglet

from a starry

kbe

cloudless, moonless night

SirPalomides

to serve man.

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, woman, child, dog,

Piglet

cat and hamster.

kbe

wombat, platypus, tardigrade,

balaam

fruit bat and

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Colin the meerkat

Piglet

, whose gentle nature

kbe

begs the question

Golden Key

from their cookbook

(Yes, I did catch the ref to Damon Knight's "To Serve Man"!)

kbe

rare, medium or

Piglet

cremated? The steaks,

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were easten by

kbe

ravenous polyglot Nabobs

Twilight

and grizzly bears

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who also ate

Golden Key

yummy gummi bears

kbe

and three Nabobs.

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Then they went

Piglet

to the pub

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, just then a

kbe

female Tupperware salesperson

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in disguise as

Piglet

a War-Cry seller

kbe

saving souls, coins,

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the whales, trees,

Piglet

and white rhinos.

kbe

Meanwhile, in Kalamazoo,

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at the zoo,

Piglet

the penguins frolicked