Three Word Story

Ray Sunshine

several mermaids, a

Raptor Eye

message in a

Ray Sunshine

Gordon's gin bottle,

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before I drowned.

Golden Key

Mermaids resuscitated me

Ray Sunshine

Early next morning,

Twilight

and lay me

Raptor Eye

in a fishy

Ray Sunshine

chip shop where

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parish picnic catering

kbe

jarred me awake

Ray Sunshine

with a painful

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realization that my

kbe

schnitzel was lacking

Ray Sunshine

its authentically Viennese

Raptor Eye

chicken, which rendered

balaam

the outer walls

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permeable to viruses

balaam

and ghosts which

kbe

, shipworms, prions, quarks

Ray Sunshine

and vultures, until

Piglet

, lo and behold,

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a heavenly band

Ray Sunshine

marched in, playing

Golden Key

. BUT chocolatey coating

kbe

prevented embouchure lipping

Ray Sunshine

by the clarinet

Piglet

players, whose smooth,

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boring music belied

Twilight

Benny Goodman's swing

kbe

and backyard trampoline.

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Benny Badman's swing

Ray Sunshine

, in contrast, left

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us drunk and

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unable to stand

Twilight

at attention when

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the bugler sounded

kbe

like a kazoo

Ray Sunshine

, signalling the arrival

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of prisoners who

Ray Sunshine

escaped last Tuesday

Piglet

from Alcatraz. Meanwhile,

Ray Sunshine

at Wembley Stadium,

Raptor Eye

a flock of

Ray Sunshine

wild pole vaulters

kbe

swallowed their poles

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chewing bite-sized pieces

Ray Sunshine

of unpeeled pineapples

Twilight

intending to digest

kbe

skin and crown